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THE MIGHTY METANG Export Item: 0 Cell Battery / Tags: RU Eviolite Move 1: Stealth Rock Move 2: Meteor Mash Move 3: Earthquake Move 4: Explosion Nature: Adamant EVs: 252 HP 252 Atk/ 4 SpD Billy Mays here with a limited time offer; our brand new product for the RU tier. Combining the incredible defensive capabilities of the Steel-type and Eviolite, Metang will make a splash hit for all those watching at home. For just the cost of one teamslot, you can get your own Metang today, as well a beautiful Eviolite stone that can be used as a gift, or a Cell Battery to make sure your Metang doesn't run out of juice! But that's not all! Call now and we will add an extra Stealth Rock to your order! This decorative piece is perfect for filling your Stealth Rock needs! Use it wisely though, because setting up Stealth Rock turns Metang from nearly worthless to completely worthless for the rest of the match. Thankfully, Metang comes with a built-in self-destruct button that allows it to make the most of its short battery life. Get yours today for not three teamslots, not even two--call now and get our limited edition Metang at the price of only a single teamslot! You will not get this offer anywhere else, or you get your money back guaranteed! Results may vary. We are not responsible for hair pulling, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, or death caused by this product. Use at your own risk, and don't allow children near its small parts. Your Stoutland are allowed to go near it though, because unlike our rival business's product, Escavalier, Metang is much more fire retardant; as long as Metang doesn't get hit by a Fire Fang, it has nothing to fear from your pet Stoutland or Herdier! As one satisfied customer once said: <TLCNU> Escavalier literally is 2HKOed by Stoutland Fire Fang, Metang was undoubtedly the much better choice

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