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an hidefiesus I laminated a paper towel why does this have 31 thousand notes You made it useless but also prevented it from the end itwas predestined for But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day you were given a choice Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever agan, and get to live forever However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meark to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose. the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don't know what that is. You'll never know, But, regardless, you sayyes Pernaps you assume you wouldnt have made any sort or significart difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call b-------. It doesn't matter- you don't matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections-and it'll all be fine, and you'll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences So, yayl You're now immortal. You'll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee! But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you've gone through horible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barey got to know, has passed away died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched thern perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you leam you actually were important in the grand schene of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world's survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you ere never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the worid that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong Needless to say, you've f----- up big tine The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae galaxies, solar systens and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and lie, all sucked up into absolute, indetinite nothingness But you remain Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through suspended in. nothing. With a feeling or such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, cantt possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you dont even have one inanim ate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the uriverse - ir it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever All because you thought you didnt matter. That you had no real meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference But you did. And now look what you've gotten yourself irnto, you silly nugget. You're gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that etemity, huh? Or maybe itwas out of selfishness. Maybe this wasnt because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm The moral here? Be selrless, and always know and remember that you matter Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape Ever Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPIO PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN A LAMINA TED PAPER T OWEL IDK MAN IDK Write. A. Book What ifI did write a book and the pages of that book were made out α laminated paper tow els

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