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MY CHILD WILL My child will be taught from a young age that all bodies are beautiful. Despite this, I understand the pressures that society puts on us, and I will not shame my child for wanting to go on a diet. mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL listen to whatever they want to, no matter how much mommy wants to roll her eyes at it. mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL be taught about sexuality and contraception from a young age There is nothing I, or any other hypothetical parent can do to vent their child from being pre promiscuous mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL be allowed to try alcohol in a family setting before they hit the age where drinking to rebel is cool. They will always be able to contact me to get out of a bad situation. mychildwill.tumbr MY CHILD WILL be told why mommy thinks Twilight is dangerous, but otherwise not be told they can't read it because, hey, banning books is a s----- thing to do mychildwill.tumbr MY CHILD WILL know of their mother's history with these things, and be told that it's okay to talk to her about anything mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL be taught that there are more important things than one night in high school that won't mean anything to you 5 years down the road mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL wear what they want. mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL not be forced into social situations they do not want to be in mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL never be forced into any of these things. mychildwill.tumbr

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