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iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have l ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten. This man is at least 80 years old and his p---- game is immortal.

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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