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macayoni tako-owowo Source: unit03 tako-owOwo unit03 I would suck 5 trillion d---- if i could get the superpower to summon a private alternate dimension solely for the purpose of sleeping in and not losing any time. So whenever im tired i hop in and i sleep for however long i want then i come back refreshed and not a moments of time had been lost man my f------ eyes hurt so much right now theyre burning Okay so I'm just going to assume you mean a short scale trillion which is about 10A12 If we assume the average b------ is about 10 minutes then: 10 minutes/d---" 5x10서 2 d---- = 5x10^13 (50,000,000,000,000) or 50 Trillion Minutes Divided by 60mins/hour that is 8.3x10411 (830,000,000,000) or 830 billion hours Divided by 24 hours in a day equals 3.47x10^10 (34,000,000,000) or 34 Billion days Divided by 365 days in a year is 9.51x10A7 or roughly 95,129,376 Goddamn years to get your pocket dimension You would have to suck d--- non stop from when dinosaurs were walking around f------ s--- up to now to get your pocket dimension.

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