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Look at this f-----. > You may be thinking: "Oh, this thing is OP Nothing can stop it/ Protect + Speed Boost- Well, I'm going to show vou not only a counter to this thing, but if vour opponent opens up with this angry chicken, your counter may sweep their entire team Who is this magical pokemon that I'm talking about? Talonflame? God no. Scarf garchomp? Not even close. Let me tell you about Crawdaunt: There are two things Mega Blazikens do in the very first turn of a battle: Protect or Kick you in the face Luckly this bad boy is prepared for both scenarnos Regardless of what vour opponent's choice, vours is obvious: Dragon Dance "But mister! If the angry chicken attacks me I'l be knocked out in one hit!!!" B------- You know why? FOCUS SASH BITCH " B-But mister! Even if he protects and I go for a Dragon Dance, he will still be faster than me!! " B-------... actually that's true. BUT it is doesn't matter, you know why? AQUA JET That's right, a +1 Priority STAB Super Effective Move against the dangerous angry chicken, and vou know what makes this even better? Adaptability (Ability) Effect In battle Adaptability increases STAB from 1.5x to 2x After a Dragon Dance, Crawdaunt's Aqua Jet will make Mega Blaziken go to f------ sleep Now in the best case scenario, you have a +1 Atk +1 Speed Crawdaunt with a focus sash intact What do vou do to the rest of his team? KNOCK THE S--- OUT OF THEIR ITEMS Knock Off is one of Crawdaunt's most dangerous STABS, and since vou alreadv took down vour opponent's Mega, you can be certain that Knock Off will gain the 1.5 damage bonus AND REMEMBER! YOU ARE AT +1 ATTACK AND +1 SPEED So even if they bring a Talonflame to stop you, you can kill it with an Aqua Jet, thanks to the Speed Boost Even if you go down to your focus sash, you can still deal heavy amount of damage before being taking down. And remember: YOU STILL HAVE THE REST OF YOUR TEAM WAITING

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