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Resolved Question Is this i-----? in the technical sense but here goes Show me another » JonathanOkay, I don't know if this is actually i----- since it wasn't something actually sexual Miller When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and Id wear it all the time.I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my, then put it back in. I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to classI told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think m in trouble for losing my poop plug Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear thisSO Satan couldn't stick his c--- in my pooper and make me gay 5 years ago Report Abuse this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

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