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□ Anonymous 04/09/14(Wed)12:10:27 No.17190771 >>17190781 >>17190863 >>17191006>17191125 >>17189005 (OP) it wasn't everyday that vagina inspection day came to Canterlot High. Twilight Sparkle grew anxious, this was one test she was not sure that she would pass! She began rubbing her legs together to get the perfect plump shape of a ripe vagina prepared so that she could be crowned "Top Vagina" and de-throne the reigning champion Granny Smith >The lunch bell rang and Twilight got up from her table, unbeknowingly dripping y students were sliding ar and flopping with their Billy Burgers in hand >Twilight felt a hand smack her in the back. "Well Howday Twilight! Are you ready for Vagina Inspection day?" It was her friend Applejohn! "I'd reckon this is yer first, so I'll just let you know." She pulls into Twilights ear and whispers. "You don't stand a chance against Granny." She slaps Twilight again and runs off toward the gym. The ever growing vaginal fluid began creating a quagmire within the school hall, ensnaring smaller students and creatures. Twilight began to panic, maybe she would skip this exam, surely one failed exam couldn't be bad right? >Twilight ran off to her locker as a giant eye stalk appeared from the swamp and wrapped a tentacle over a students neck, and dragged it into the moist abyss >Twilight cried at her locker. "No one will ever love my vagina." She whimpered as passing by students continued to slip and slide on the vaginal slick she had splattered >"Don't worry Twilight!" Twilight lifted her ugly snot covered and unshaven face up and saw standing there was Fluttersocialanxiety! "I know you will pass the Vagina inspection, somehow I've been able to do it, even though I don't have a vagina "WHAT DO YOU MEAN VIRGINIA?" Said Twilight Sparkle, spinning in the air with bad animation control. FlutterSerotonin lifted up her skirt as many male students popped out of nowhere, one even from the trashcan, where it was his home now, and she whipped out her massive 3 foot black penis. All the male students were disappointed, except for Braeburn >"That's a spicy meatball!" Twilight said as she got to her feet, and clenched her fist in confidence >"Go now Twilight, run to the gymnasium and show them what for it mean to be super sad leggings. Blarg. I'm dead. FlutterShiaLaBeouf immediately died as she was going back to her home planet >Twilight dashed with the speed of KENYANS to the gym and launched the door open and she shouted. "ST immeadiltely stopped their game of Parcheesi and looked at her in shock. >"Uh, Vagina inspection is in the gym right?" Twilight giggled with embaressment >"No, it's held in Principal Celestia's office." said a nerdy man who was 600 pounds and smelled highly of cheetos and vinyl cast dic P". >The cribbage team oh thank you!" Twilight said as she spun out of control into the sky and burst Principal Celestia was busy fondling Rainbow Dash's dirty vagina as Twilight Sparkle cked down and stomped over "LOOK AT MY VAGINA" ost Ark, while Rainbow Da INALLY, I'M NOT A FREAK!" Later that evening Faceless Celestia stood on the stage and began reading the TWILIGHT SPORGLE! pped as Twilight got on stage and accept t you to know that th is wouldn't have been Withou powers of Oxycl >" Oxyclean oxyclean oxyclean....." the voice began to fade out, Pinkie Pie suddenly jumped right up and looked at the Television where Billy Mays was trying to sell Goddamn it, That's some good weed." she said. "Anything to say to the audience before we end the story Vagina Rarity?" BUY WAR BONDS! THE END t was early in the morning when the roosters were not even awake when Gigantic based New Ne ng marvel or GRANN-E, Smith had Robotic Appl sporks and margarita glasses. Her operating system booted u Barbarian styl o ordinary day for GRANN-E, it wa and also compliments GRANN-E boosted her rockets into full speed as she crashed through the ceiling of "Well Morning Granny!" Applejohn, CEO and President of Applejohn Inc. said to her BLEEP BLOOP. I AM A ROBOT. I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICA JOBS." GRANN-E 'all ready to take home another trophy for Top Vagina?" Applejohn said as she bit "BLOP BORT, BOBART." GRANN-E replied as she ate the remainder of the kitchen ROCKET LAUNCHERS ARE GO!" as fir GRANN-E flew off int nset as A h died on her way to Canterlot High. Twilight Sparkle won instead, but was a m from Pinkie Pie's dank ass weed off of some g THE END

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