Know Your Meme
(IF YOU'RE A LITTLE KID, DON'T READ THIS.) Having screwed up all three chances at romance, Shepard goes on the prowl for a little affection. I SEE HOW IT IS. WE GO BACK TO BEING UST FRIENDS' ONLY AFTER YOU FIND OUT I CAN KILL YOU DURING CLIMAX. WOMEN ARE SELFISH! YOUR CHEESE-BREAD CAN'T HANDLE THE CHOCOLATE, SHEPARD I POURED MY HEART AND SOUL TO YOU, SIHA.. BUT THE 'FISH LIPS' JOKE WENT TO0 FAR. JOKER BUT HIS UTTLE BONES SNAPPED LIKE CHALK JOKER, A WITTY CYET WEAK) PILOT SEEMED LIKE A LOGICAL CHOICE MY BONES! Mordin HOWEVER, MORDIN WAS REPELLED BY OTHER SPECIES. THAT AND THE AVERAGE LIFESPAN OF A SALARIAN IS 40 YEARS. MORDIN IS PRESSING 50... THE DOCTOR, BATHING IN HIS SUPERIOR, GENIUS GLORY. WAS HARD TO RESIST. SALARIANS LAY E665.) GRUNT YOU SICKO! 'M ONLY THREE DAYS OLD! Zaeed l@#4%^&#(!*)! NO COMMENT* LEGION Shepard-Commander FORGET THE FORMALITIES, LEGION YOU AND ME, IN MY ROOM. WE'RE MAKING LOVe, NOW! That activity would require appliances restricted only to organic life-forms C DO YOU AT LEAST HAvE A VIBRATION FUNCTION? Affirmative IN MY ROOM PLEASE Yes Shepard-Commander

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