still a better love story than The Duchess Approves

Notes:

My edit of the cover of the upcoming Gravity Falls book Pining Away. Dipper's face in the heart fireworks is from "Candy Monster", a Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained short. The lens flare image used can be found here. J. J. Abrams didn't write the book, but his name was added in reference to the film director/producer's overuse of lens flare.