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Uploaded by Gammerick Mar 26, 2014 at 02:12PM EDT
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![1339546033678 ipg (64 KB, 467x568) igdb google 器□ Anonymous: The true king of the Internet 06/18/12(Mon)13:28 No.26481 13 [ ! ] >>2648122 >>2648155222648166 Aesthetic attraction to these marshmallow ponies is not unnatural, lets's find out why. A hormonally and physiologically normal human male begins to produce large amounts of testosterone GnRH, and other sexual hormones around the age of 12-14. We all know this right? Well if you didnt you know now. Now, as to why ponies may seem attractive to certain males that have undergone puberty. EXCLUDING abnormal factors such as fetishism's and Zoophilia (lol4chan), there is a number of reasons [-] □ Anonymous: The true king of the Internet 06/18/12(Mon)13:29 No.2648122 [ ! ] >>2648133 >>2648166 >The human has been found to be attracted to members of opposite genders with symmetrical, average, normal attributes. Known by some anthropologists as Koinophilia this factor causes attraction by attributes such as lack of facial abnormalities, blemishes (including moles, acne, scars), fashion items considered "unfit" or unusual for a certain culture (abnormally colored hair, piercings, etc.) Ponies fit a form of Koiniphilic attraction in the sense that their faces are very symmetrical. The enlarged eyes make it even easier to notice the symmetry of their faces. The snout shape can also subcoinsiously show symmetry. The monocolor skin tone of the ponies also subconsciously give the perception of a lack of integumentary blemishes, and gives the message of smooth clear skin, even if it may be abnormally colored [-] □ Anonymous: The true king of the Internet 06/18/12(Mon)13:29 No.2648133 [ ! ] >>2648143 >>2648166 P> >Most males are attracted to longer hair in females. Pony hair (manes) are very elaborate, to the point where achieving some the hairstyles ponies such as Rarity and Fluttershy have in humans is physically implausible. The perception of thicker, healthier, longer hair in ponies can cause attraction in males (I really like her mane) >Neoteny. Neoteny is a fancy term for what many call "Cuteness". Not in the "That's a cute puppy" sense, but the "That's a cute girl" type of cute. Neoteny simply is the characteristic of retaining youthful attributes after achieving a state of sexual fertility in females. Large eyes (and Irises), small noses, small bodies, thin lips, and large facial expressions. In this sense, ponies overachieve. All such characteristics are present in them. It can be almost guaranteed that at some point or another, every straight, healthy male who has watched this show has seen a pony do a certain facial expression they deem "Cute" □ Anonymous: The true king of the Internet 06/18/12(Mon)13:30 No.26481431 ! ] 2648133 All these attractions are natural in human males as they give the message oh healthfulness and fertility in a potential female partner. This type of neotonic animation is not only seen with ponies, but with many other kids show, including but not limited to Japanese animation. Anime and Manga has a saturation of Neotonic, Koinophilic charecters; a trend usually referred to as "Moe" by anime fans and "Otaku". Anyone who has felt attraction to Sailor Moon but never knew the reason why, well this is why Now get it through your thick heads that all aesthetic classifications of sexual attractiveness is only theory and statistic. Many people have personal preferences, possibly influenced by culture to what beauty is But this might answer why subconsciously some people may find ponies to be attractive either sexually or aesthetically >Inb4 Hurr durr I only watch the show because its good, hurr you furfaggots hurr durrr furries in denial hurr sick freaks durr stop rationalizing f------ horses durr hurr. Then don't pay attention and move on TL:DR: There will be none of that faggotry here](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/724/247/147.jpg "147.jpg")
![1-1 I Anonymous 04/04/1awed02 07 No 10294901 ' 1210295埠221029S 221029604 221029695 221029827 Hide You remember the whole "Humans are immune to magic discussion we've had a dozen times- but maybe this hasnt been discussed What if YOU were indestructible while in Equestria? What deverything only weighed as much as fit were made of styrofoam? And was about as strong to your human strength? What if the deadiest things in the world to a Pony could be shrugged off by a human with no harm to him? human dives into lava and swims through human punches through a wall, or a rock, or even Twilight's barrier spell human tears up a tree by the roots and swings it like a club human picks up a loaded down cart and cames it into town on his back- with the riders stll in t human hit by lightning human attacked by timberwolves human thrown from the top of a mountain ponies are temted to leam that you're not even the strongest of your kind 1-1 O Anonymous 04/04/12(Wed 0208 No 10295 18 l ! 1竺1029532 >210295翌>>1029RZ Hde 19490 >A legend is bon 1-1 -1 Anonymous 04/04/12(wed02 13 № 1029594 |リ221029827 Hde 1-1 O Anonymous 04/04/12 wed 02 29 № 1029827 2210298鐘Hde >Grifons, Minotaurs and other races leam about this powerful being in Equestris they decide to take you for themselves and use you as a weapon they are not expecting what they see 1-1 Anonymous 04/04/12wed02 37 No 1029955]リ221030012 22103001 ǐde 22108858 a group of Gryphons flying in formation, ready to converge on Ponyvile they are all bowled out of the air by a cart theown from the ground othe one that dodges is personally tacided out of the sky and sent crashing into the ground with his wings pinned bahind his back you crawl out of the crater and dust yoursef off charges Mnotaur you headbutt him he is buried up to his neck in the ground >Ponyalle's citizens look in in termied awe 1-1 Anonymous 04/04/12wed02 42 No 1030018 リ221030041 221030064 2210300 Hide 22109355 fellaw Anons? What if you had that power Would you let it go to your head? Would you hurt the ponies you love by taking your place as a God amongst them? Or perhaps you'd accidentally crush your favorite as you go to give her a hug. What would you do with all th power? 1-1 O Anonymous 04/04/12(Wed 0258 № 1030266 | 1] Hide □ Anonymous 04/04/1 2Med02 46 No 1030065 Hde [ ! ] >>1030266 Hide 193001 implying they wouldn't cast you out once they see what a danger you are to them http.//www.youtube implying I wouldn't remain close, watching aver the area and helping howeverI can, without being noticed Applejack wakes up one moming to find a few new rows plowed in her field that she certainly didn't put there A boulder blocking a well has mysteriously vanished >Passage through the Everthree Forest is suddenly safer, as d something is loeeping the creatures that Iive there at bay, and scaning them away from the road 1-1 O Anonymous 04/04/lawed 03 09 № 1030407 l ! 221030421210304翌Hde The creature is headed for Canterlot the guard is fring everything they have at it, but it swats awary the arows and spells like fies it catches the stone and throws t aside with one hand all the whle it keeps coming nat even at a run-it calmly walks forward, not even bothering to hurry as it closes in on the city it comes too close for the defenses to aim, and the barrage of magic washes over it with no effect "BRACE THE GATES othe gates to the city are barred and hundreds of ponies throw themaeves against the door >goddamn . they make grocery shopping such a hassle day the guard ponies do their best to keep you at bay for the for fun 1-1 Anonymous 04/04/lawed 03 14 № 1030461 I ' I Hide TT IS WEAK TO THE PRINCESSES SUN "No...I want to tan 1-1 ! Anonymous 04/04/12(Wed 03 15 No 1030480 I ' 221030512 221030 Hde >Look,I just- dodges another catapult stone 1 just wanted to swats away a hail of arrows CAN IJUST GET A GALLON OF MLK AND SOME EGGS WNTHOUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH THS a unicorn tries to levitate you and throw you away fom the gates shake off his magic and grumble to yourself as you start scaling the wall, trying not to break any of the bricks-cant imagine how much this would cost to fo more than your grocery list, that's for sure guards rush you with spears and lances they break against your impervious human hide Yeah, yeah, yeah jump over the side and land in the street below Comin through, please excuse me That's what you WOULD be saying if the ponies weren't fleeing in terro 1-1 Anonymous 04/04/1aWedp03 17 No 1030512/リHide Such is life for Beardy Human the Invincible 1-1 I Anonymous 04/04/12 (Nedj03 21 № 1030558 |リ221030se。21030ssz 221030629 Hoa 102480 make your way down to the market square Oh, cool, they have asparagus today walk up to the stand, setting your bts down and grabbing a bunch the shopkeeper throws bag拭you begging you to take the money and please oh please don't eat him Ew, that'd be gross. You just want the asparagus keep walking. going down your list, dodging or just absorbing more attempts to stop you over you you keep walking dragging them bahind you -Anonymous 04/04/12We)o3 24 No 1030587] Hide Celestia just watches from her obsevatory laughing lle a maniac 1-1 O Anonymous 04/04/lawed 03 27 No 1030628 I ! ] >> 1030644 Hide you encounter Twilight for some reason she stumbles and assumes a defansne pose, hom alight as she's casting some spell on you you feel nothing you simply sigh and leep walling 1-1 I Anonymous 04/04/1awed 03 23 № 1030580 1リ221030 Hde C-- right theough her like a builet 1-1 O Anonymous 04/04/12(Wed 03 27 № 103062玔22 1030 Hde Your sniperjzz takes off the wing of a passing Dragon Anonymous 04/04/12Wed)03:40 No.1030769 2103077 Hde Lyra talkes it upon herself to find your seed, wherever it may have fallen she is gone for months returns triumphantly with a vial full of human sperm Anonymous 04/04/12Wed)03.41 No. 1030777 !221031042 Hide 221039769 You could have just asked 1-1 Anonymous 04/04/lawed04 06 No 1031040 |リ2210310釜Hide Anon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/724/245/902.png "902.png")
