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QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD? Arceus? WRONG IT'S M------------ MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS t's so weak and useless" its just a stupid little fish why is it so ugly and dumb GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT 71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER 90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP -100% OF MAGIKARP'S BODY IS PURE PAIN NO MATTER WHERE YOU Go, YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how f----- you are, 20 base HP 10 base attack base speed. If it's raining, then its speed DOUBLES. SWEET GANDHI'S T---, THAT'S TERRIFYING time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use. Well, guess what? We're just getting warmed up. It's SPLASH A Magikarp that lives for years can use this to LEAP OVER MOUNTAINS. You can't even walk over one without losing your breath. Pictured: peltdc to a Magikarp. TACKLE That's 10 kilograms of solid death being thrown right at your fat face. FLAIL If you can somehow get Magikarp to 1 HP, this move gets a base power of 200. That sound was your bowels leaving your body in sheer terror. BOUNCE Because f--- your grass types. As a bonus, Magikarp becomes even more invincible than it normally is for one turn. JUST LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC SON OF A BITCH would have hot, sweaty sex with thot Aish your Mother IF THAT'S SOMEHOW NOT ORGASMIC ENOUGH FOR YOU, LOOK AT ITS SHINY FORM SOLID GOLD M----------- Every single word in that title is literal. HEY SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC 恸 Put your pants back on, we're not done yet. Magikarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That means that the following Pokemon are lining up to have sex with it: THIS IS IN ADDITION TO ANYTHING VAGUELY FISH-SHAPED AND IT CREATES EVEN MORE MAGIKARP Here's another terrifying stat for you, p---- The highest level a Pokemon can reach is 100 Only one Pokemon can be found in the wild at this level. Guess who. JESUS CHRIST Now, I know what your a----devestated self is thinking, "magikarp can't be PERFECT, it has to have a flaw!" You're right, it does have one terrible downside. ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE Not that it matters anyway. The B button was invented for a reason. GET A MAGIKARP

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Normal Low HP (< 50%) Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon Body size: Standard (1 tile) How to Recruit: Boss of Triangle Temple.* Connected to: Regigigas Connection Orb Set: 18 Phrases Apparently, I'm made of ice from ancient times. I don't remember that at all. My ice... I'm melting! Melting!

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