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ofools So I decided my new life goal is to become a magical girl viking Because I love metal. I love metal so much. It's the music that calms me down the most and I f------ love metal heads. Everything about it is great. I just also wish I could be super f------ cute while also being a metal head. I mean l do it anyway but imagine if I could do it BETTER. LIKE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! Be super brutal and badass but also super femme and adorable!! I want to chug beer and smash it then explode into rainbow sparkles and bows and get a cute little outfit with a little skirt and a fur cloak and take my sparkly weapon and go cut off the head of a dragon and write it's name on my face in it's own blood and drink some more and giggle adorably and have a talking pet that instructs me and my comrades about our magical powers. That's what I want out of my life Also I might have to draw more of these and by might I MEAN F------ YES I'm glad I decided to refresh tumblr one more time before going to bed IN THE NAME OF THOR ODINSON I WILL PUNISH YOU Hahahahahahaha! Genius! omg omg omg fools LOOK LOOK fools LOOK AT HIST FOOLS ah yes my time has come 23,237 notes

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