GET IN THE F------ ROBOT MY WAYWARD SON

Notes:

Cut to Gendo Ikari and John Winchester in a coffee shop.
Gendo: Well my obsession with avenging my late wife's death royally screwed up my son and I came this close to ending life as we know it.
John: Just the one? Bitch please, my boys have nearly destroyed the entire universe on at least five different occasions.