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VIDEO GAME VILLAINS ARE F------ IDIOTS I'M GONNA FIGHT MARIO ON THA1 FLIMSY BRIDGE. LEAVE AN AXE THERE IN CASE IT NEEDS TO BE CUT DOWN. A MACHINE THAT SPITS OU VEGETABLES.. WHICH HATE MORE THAN ANYTHING PUT IT IN My QUARTERs IMMEDIATELY IF MY CANNONBALLS DON'T WORK, I'LL JUST TAKE MY CROWN-WHICH IS THE ONE THING PROTECTING MY HEAD AND THROW I A1 'EM! PUT ALL THE ARMOR AND SPIKES ON ONE SIDE! OUR COMPANY CREATES FLESH-EATING MUTANTS AND VIRUSES THAT TURN PEOPLE INTO FLESH-EATING MUTANTS. WE'LL BE WORTH BILLIONS!! L'LL INVENTA WOOD ROBoT, A FIRE ROBOT, AND A WATER. ROBOT !エ'm A GENIUS!! JUST LEAVE THE MASSIVE METROID THAT THINKS SAMus S ITS MOTHER IN HERE WITH WHY WOULD I WASTE My TIME HUNTING DOWN SOME KID STOCKPILING HEARTS AND WEAPONS I'LL JUST LETHIM COME TO ME! ME I JUST LEAVE ROCKETS EVERYWHERE! RJS 10

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Video game villains are f------ idiots


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