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arhammerofzill rantingallday: MY BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE RICE IN A POT AND ENDED UP BURNING EVERYTHING AND NOW IT'S JUST THIS YELLOW MASS OF ROCK-HARD MATTER AND WE COULDN'T EVEN OPEN THE POT FOR THE FIRST TEN MINUTES BECAUSE SMOKE WOULD TRIGGER THE ALARMS AND THE POT WOULD RELEASE THE SOUND OF A TRAIN WHISTLE "WHY DID YOU NOT USE THE RICE COOKER?" I ASKED "I DON'T KNOW," HE RESPONDED WE HAVE EVERY FAN IN THE HOUSE TURNED ON AND YET EVERYTHING STILL SMELLS LIKE THE INDUSTRIAL AGE, MY BROTHER HAS STARTED BREATHING THROUGH A BLANKET AND MAKING TERRIBLE JOKES LIKE "I FAILED TO RICE TO THE OCCASION" I'M SO BELLIGERENT Asians Tumblr user rantingalday sighed in contentment, reclining in their seat. They clicked "reblog" with their left hand, their right hand having been stuck firmly inside their a------ after an unfortunate masturbatory experiment in the sixth grade "Asians," they thought with a chuckle. "And rice. Am I funny or what?" Adjusting themselves in their chair to better accompany the fist in their sphincter, they used their free hand to caress a poster of Seth Green mounted on the wall of their mother's basement. "Perhaps now... Perhaps now he will love me..."

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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