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Uploaded by Danial Dolatshahi Dec 26, 2013 at 04:39PM EST
Origin Entry: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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Uploaded by Danial Dolatshahi Dec 26, 2013 at 04:39PM EST
Origin Entry: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
File type: png
Resolution: (269px x 321px)
File size: 86.3 KB
![how do you like getting your image (ipg (107 KB, 600x600) google igdb 器□ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)20:35:30 No. 1 1 688887 [▼] 2>11 68897 >At Walmart shopping for pony toys As usual >See another brony in the pink aisle Female Gonna Tolerate &love Blonde >A solid 10 years old >About to greet her from behind with surprise hugs Notice she just picked up the last Fluttershy >Nope Try to nab the box from her >She's too strong >Starts calling out for her mom >Plastic slipping from my grasp >Prick her with the point of my Pinkie Pie pony pin >She drops the toy and runs off screaming >This is what victory looks like >A crying infant with an overpriced pin stuck in her arm >Forget store Manager and 3 Security guards were following me the entire time >Manager tries to grab Fluttershy >Knocks my fedora to the ground Brohoof him in the face >Assertive as buck Make a dash for the exit ha ha lol dash >Security guards block my path >Gotta detour down the pasta aisle >No, my IQ of 177 tells me that would be too predictable > Take the freezer aisle instead -20% cooler XD Conte [-] □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)20:36:17 No. 11688900[▼] >>11688971 >>11689188 >Met with a phalanx of beanbag guns >SWAT Team arrived in ten seconds flat >They open fire with rubber bullets >My fursuit absorbs most of the impact >Security is fast approaching my flank >lol flenk LOLOLO >Flutterrage mode: engage >Hold aloft the lifesize cardboard cutout of my OC >SWAT is blinded by the colour scheme >Scream my mighty battlecry as I charge rY >They fire blindly, tazers deflected by my aegis of originality >I lose my trilby in the barrage >Plough through the ranks of haters >What remains is a heap of sobbing, confused men >Hop like Pinkie to checkout >Clerk is cowering behind cash register Cute reminds me of Fluttershy who I place on the counter >pull out my wallet (pic related) >It's empty >Spent all my cash the wallet >Can't afford toy >Leave Store without buying anything How embarrassing I want to jam a crayon up Scootaloo's urethra I-] □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)20:38:42 No. 11688971 [▼] 1357347449547 ipg (32 KB, 360x270) google igdb CAN I FAP TO THIS? 11688887 (0P) i laught way to hard at IS [-] D Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)20:38:57 No. 1 1688976 [ ▼] 9001/10 I'm f------ crying laughing so hard. Don't even care if this is old H D Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)20:39:22 No. 1 1688988 1-1 This made me laugh, I want to see more H D [ ▼] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)20:42:29 No. 1 1689077 Get a load of this guy !-」□ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)20:45:37 No. 1 1689168 [ ▼] image jpg (19 KB, 300x300) google igdb mfw it actually happened [-] D Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)20:46:01 No. 11689179[▼] 10/10 Noice A tale for the ages](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/667/252/5ea.png "5ea.png")
