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Anonymous (ID: CukvN8V6) 01/27/13(Sun)07:54:35 No.454083787 Replies: 454084091 454084501 >Be 14 >Bring shrek 1&2 to class >Tell teacher we must watch shrek >Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch >shrek 2 has majority vote >feelsgoodman.jpeg >Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher >Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me >Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player >As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs >The smell of onions filled the room >Suddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger >Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher and a deaf girl >Shrek punches through a kid's chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade >kid explodes > "Treeple Kehl" >Shrek >He pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it. >Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it. >Francis falls 8 stories to his death. "OGREKEEEEL!" >Shrek turns around to rest of the class >He quietly whispers >Entire class jumps out of windows to their death. >"SHREKSTERMINATION" >Shrek turns to me >He looks me in the eye and smiles >"Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting thAt." >"As it ogre?" I ask. "It's ogre when Aye say it's ogre >I fall to my knees at his majesty >I was ready to please Shrek. >He pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt c--- and lodged it in my throat. My eyes illed with tears >mfw they were happy tears >Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour c-- and onion sauce >He pulled his c--- out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone >Shrek is love, shrek is life grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away

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Anonymous (ID: CukvN8V6) 01/27/13(Sun)07:54:35 No.454083787 Replies: 454084091 454084501 >Be 14 >Bring shrek 1&2 to class >Tell teacher we must watch shrek >Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch >shrek 2 has majority vote >feelsgoodman.jpeg >Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher >Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me >Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player >As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs >The smell of onions filled the room >Suddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger >Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher and a deaf girl >Shrek punches through a kid's chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade >kid explodes > "Treeple Kehl" >Shrek >He pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it. >Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it. >Francis falls 8 stories to his death. "OGREKEEEEL!" >Shrek turns around to rest of the class >He quietly whispers >Entire class jumps out of windows to their death. >"SHREKSTERMINATION" >Shrek turns to me >He looks me in the eye and smiles >"Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting thAt." >"As it ogre?" I ask. "It's ogre when Aye say it's ogre >I fall to my knees at his majesty >I was ready to please Shrek. >He pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt c--- and lodged it in my throat. My eyes illed with tears >mfw they were happy tears >Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour c-- and onion sauce >He pulled his c--- out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone >Shrek is love, shrek is life grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away

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