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File: 1384048131020 png-(447 KB, 2299x2864, Celestia2.png) Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)22:48 UTC-3 No. 14457235 Replies: 1445728914457297 14457322 144573431445743014457453 14457477 14457558 14457574 144576291445772114457805 14457921 14457959 14460498 14460529 14460558 >be me >work at McDonalds >Happy Meals include My Little Pony blind bags >my life is pretty miserable, but I find happiness in watching kids' eyes light up with joy as they open the bags and pull out their prize at work one day, as usual little girl and her family walk in >order a bunch of stuff and a happy meal for the girl >get their order together and throw a grab bag in the Happy Meal, just like always >watch them sit down and begin to eat little girl goes straight for the toy rips open the plastic bag >pulls out Princess Celestia >my heart is filled with the Goddess of the Sun is smiling on us today, it seems >but the girl is unhappy >she pouts and throws the figure across the table >l start shaking with rage >later they get up to leave >father throws the unwanted figure in the trash >lose my cool >vault over the counter >dash out of McDonald's after them theyve already started their car look around >see a brick on the sidewalk throw brick at car >shatter rear window >whole family is screaming >car sw raise my arms to the heavens and shout my praise >hear a voice in my head say "Well done, faithful subject" it's Princess Celestia >suddenly Princess Celestia is next to me >tells me to get on her back as cops show up >we fly away as the police shoot at us >exit the atmosphere >enter interplanetary space >approach the Sun >l am scared now, but the princess tells me everything will be alright soon >crash into the sun >I'm incinerated instantly >Princess Celestia keeps going through the Sun >Sun destroys Earth >wake up >it was all a dream >roll over >Princess Celestia is standing over me >"Gotcha" she whispers >proceeds to ravage my tight a------ with her horn for 1,000 years >Celestia is love. Celestia is life erves and goes off the road, rolling into a ditch for the Sun

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