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URNE Date Posted: 4/20 11:02pm Subject: HELP I BURNED MY GIRLFRIENDSS COOTER (o) I wahlist (0) ok this is what happening. 028 red: Aug 00 my parents are out with family frends, and theyl be back any minute so i need your help Heres some background: see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I hepled her on her english essay and she s got a D. This is because t teacher is a prick anywayz So she came over lke an hour ago, and i realy want to lose my viginity, so i ask her to have sex no, no i cant, its not right' she said, but i told her 'dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in ike 10 sec pluss give you 2 n64 games if you say yes. So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Gnffey dr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confu scarred Then i think to myself- yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up he otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i reaily want to lose my viginity so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold melt so 1 microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes say burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help guyz are relly smrat and please help me. Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game? BUTTER LUBE Definitely calls for another N64 game. DIY.DESPAIR.COM

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