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Origin Entry: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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Uploaded by Absolute Absurdity Sep 30, 2013 at 01:35AM EDT
Origin Entry: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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![1-1ロAnonymous 08/26/13(Mon)18 04. 13 No. 13120700 [ 2213120735 2213120747 2213120753 Comer >Pinkie is going on about how she should throw another welcome party for you... again >You laugh and tum to Twilight, who is sitting next to you sipping punch >How many times have I been welcomed here? Thirty? >She laughs. "Yau know Pinkie, she loves to make new friends You sip your punch and smirk. "And you? >Twilight blinked. "Oh, uh, well, I think you're a fascinating specimen, you know, a human. Ive never seen anything like you before >Her eyes scan your bipedal form, eventually reaching your eyes, with an eyebrow raised at her >"O-Oh, and you're a great friendl Of course She laughs nervously >You smile at her and give her a light hug an unusually light hug >Pinkie lets out a small whine ·Aww. looks like Mr Anon's leaving" >Leaving That's what they called t, and you hated it You look down at your hands. Yep, you can see right through them >"Sorry guys, looks like I have to cut this party short. Tell the Cakes I said thanks Twilight waves a hoof goodbye, and you can hear Pinkie sighing behind you as the entire scene melts into white, and then everything goes >You open your eyes, staring at the moldy ceiling above your bed 1-1 □ Anonymous 08/26/13(Mon)18:10:42 No 13120763 [ >>13120779 2213120783 >>13120829 >>13120849 vivid dreams aling about the and a good >You dream almost every night. Long, vivid dreams about Equestria and the ponies They seem so real, but then you wake up, and you know they're not >You get out of bed and do your moming rituals, thinking about these dreams. Maybe they are real. Maybe you really travel to Equestria every night And maybe you're a >Still, these dreams are the only thing that makes you happy in your pathetic Ife when you go back tonight, you'll figure out if they're real But first, your 9-9 job at the plant [-] E. Ano'ymous 08/26/13(Mon)18:18 46 No 13120849 [▼] 2213120980 2213121068 lt was a long day. Your boss screamed t you for showing up two minutes late, and you ended up having to do someone else's job because they didn't show Probably suffering from a hangover By the time you got back to your apartment, you were ready to drop. Not that you were complaining. You looked forward to sleep. Maybe the regular sleep hours are the only reason you're able to You crawl into bed and stare at the ceiling again. You really need to get that cleaned up >You close your eyes and smile. Your mind starts to wander, and you can feel it Your rising higher and higher, the air is cool and clean, and you can smell the sweet scent of hay You stumble forward, almost falling off balance. You're back in Sugarcube Comer, but this time, no one's there You look outside and realize why. It's the middle of the night For some reason, the time in your world and the time in Equestria were never constant. Sometimes it was moming when you got here, sometimes it was the evening You quietly leave the shop and head on down the road. It's awfully quiet, but there are a few lights on in the windows to But... you really want to know. At the end of the street, Golden Oaks Library [-) E Anonymous 08/26/13(Mon)18:38:21 No.13121068 [▼)213121082 >>13121085 the top You knock gently, and wait. No response. You knock again somewhat louder, and a minute later, the door opens It's Spike, and he's rubbing his Uh, sory, I was just, well, I want tos He sighed. "You're in luck, she's pulling another all-nighter." He leaned in and yelled up the stairs. "Hey Twilight! Anon's here to see you You hear hooves pounding on the wooden stairs as Twilight runs down. "Spke! Watch your volume, you'll wake the whole town! She looks down at you from the top of the stairs. "Sorry about that, you wanted to talk to me? >You walk inside and close the door quietly. "Yes,actually, there's something Iwant to ask you >You walk up the stairs and follow her into her bedroom. She looks back at you curiously. 1s...is something wrong? When you get inside, you close the door behind you. "Uh, Twilight....you know how I saidI come here every time I dream in my world? Ive been wondering.what if this isn't real? What if I'm not to just i She stares you, then laughs. "So you're saying I'm not real?" Unsure if you really offended her, you raise your hands defensively. "Oh n-no, that's not, well, what mean, is, I just want to be sure. Is there any way to know? light stares out her window pensively tapping her hoof "There is one pony who ㎞ows a lot about dreams I suppose I could ask her >She opened her bedroom door and called down the stairs, apparently ignoring her own warning about waking the whole town. "Spike! Take a letter pleasel Tell LunaI request an audience with herl [ . ] E Anonymous 08/26/13(Mon)18:59 05 No 13121305 [▼] >>13121390 2213121444 (1 noticed I f----- up in a few spots with the past/present tense narrative. It's supposed to be present tense.) Spike lazily scribbles on a scroll, rolls it up, and blowsit into green fire and ash, which floats out the window and into the sky Twilight trots down the stairs. This world you come from Anon. you never talk about it. Why? You laugh awkwardly. "Well, it's not a very pleasant place. Not the worst I suppose. You can find happiness there, but... it pales in comparison to here her on your arm. "Well, I'm here You look back at her, smiling up at you. You cant help but smile back. Thanks This tender moment is interrupted by an audible gust of wind outside. You can hear the branches outside rustling and shaking, and the wind howling outside Twlight opens the door in time to see a bright flash of light amidst swirling clouds, and a dark chaniot descending Two bat pony guards land outside, and a tall blue alicom emerges from the chaniot >"You wishes to speak with me Twilight Sparkle?" Her voice was authoritative, but sincere. Still, you felt uneasy. You only met royalty once before, when Twilight brought you to visit Celestia in Yes, but...Ididn't expect you to come tonight! Well, er, anyway, it's about my friend here." She tums to you, and so does Princess Luna. You straighten your back as she scrutinizes you >"Ah yes, I heard about you. You claim to come from a distant realm, and that you only visit our world in your dreams." You manage a polite smile >Y.Yes mam-your highness-but see, the thing is, I was wondering if, if this world.is just my own dream, if this is all real >You clench your fists. She looks incredulous, but she nods and closes her eyes 1see. It is rather unusual, isnt it? But I dont blame you If you truly wish to know, will you permit me to enter your mind? Why, what She begins to circle you. "If I can look inside, I can determine if you are indeed from another world, and what form you take here. I suppose no amount of me telling you I am real will convince you. I could be a figment of your imagination, for all you know. I wish to see your world, you memories >You feel uneasy, but this might be the only way to find you. You slowly nod your head. "Sure, if you need to... go ahead Without hesitation, maybe with a lttle enthusiasm, she approaches you and touches her hom against your head. You feel another whooshing sensation, and everything starts to spin Suddenly you're flying through many different places. Your apartment, your childhood home, the plant you work at, your old high school, that one nursing home your dad made you visit. You close your eyes and feel a single tear rall down your cheelk When you open them again, you're back in front of the library, and Luna stares at you, looking surprised "He does indeed come from another realm, but his consciousness has left that world entirely and now resides here. I am not sure how he is able to come here, or why, but he is as bound to this >You blink and look up at her, then turn to Twilight -So so this is real but even so You wipe another tear to stay here. F Twilight stares at you. "But,I dont think that's possible. You only come here when you go to sleep, and youll always return to that world Before you can respond, Luna interjects. "There... might be a wary I'm not certain, but, if there were a way to prevent you from returning to that world, to stop your life there you would have to remain Luna gasps. Nol Anon please, listen. I mean to keep you here, while that body in the other world is... .cut off If you were to kill yourself in that world you would be, well, dead. You would have to do find a way to end the life in that vessel while you remain here, safe. Even then..I am not sure. She looks full of regret for having suggested it, but you don't care. If there's a way, you will find it >Twilight, do you trust me to be able to do this? She frowns and stares at the ground. "1..1 don't want to lose you Are you sure you want to do this? >You smile and hug her. "Absolutely I want to stay with you, with all of you, and never go back I can do this, trust me Luna sighs. "If you don't mind, I would like to monitor this process back in Canterlot. Il let you two rest, but I want to see you at the castle tomorrow morning >She climbs back into her chariot and takes off into the night sky. Your heart races. k is time Twilight didnt sleep, and neither did you. You were already sleeping technically. You thought it over and figured out exactly what to do You would open a CO2 tank in your room, letting it fill the room as you dited back to sleep. It would take a while to kill you, so you'd have plenty of time to make it back to Equestria As the sun rose, you rode on a train with Twilight and her friends. A small part of you wonders if you would never see them again... .but you couldn't consider it. This will work. This will work The train arives in Canterlot, and the walk to the castle is silent. Twilight stays close behind you. Not even Pinkie wants to say anything The doors open before you even reach them. Celestia and Luna are both there, illuminated by the multicolored light shining through the stained glass windows of the throne room asks >ㄱ want this more than anything, and I believe it will work." Twilght touches your arm, and gasps It's fading ..That damn moldy ceiling again The last time you'll have to deal with that [-] E Anonymous 08/26/13(Mon)19:59 04 No 13121981 [▼] 2213121999 >213122018 You run down to the hardware store. You weren't even sure they would sell CO2 tanks, but dammit, you were gonna find one Luckily for you, they had two in stock, but damn, they were expensive. It's not like you'd be coming back. Might as well drain your bank account. You buy both tanks and take them back to your apartment. Lugging them upstairs was a chore. Dragging them into your bedroom, you close the door, leaving yourself in silence. You're crying, but you don't know why Both tanks are next to your bed. The blinds are closed. The tenants down the hall are screaming n your bed and You twist the knobs and the tanks. >And then they're all there again. Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Spike, Celestia, and Luna I did it." You manage to say. Twilight smiles, and Pinkie cheers Hooray! Now we can throw a welcome home for realsies cause you're here forever party!" She squeals. Rainbow rolls her eyes >"Whatever, rm just glad l dont have to deal with any more mushy stuf Come on, let's party! You turn to leave, Twilight at your side, Celestia and Luna smiling, and the sun shining bright outside >Twilight tums to look at you, but cant even say anything before you collapse on the ground and everything goes black H E Anonymous 08/26/13(Mon)2009 20 No. 13122108 [ ▼] 2213122131 >213122134 lt took a while to become aware of anything, because there really wasn't anything to be aware of, only yourself >You could think, and that was it. Your senses detected nothing. You could not feel anything beyond yourself What an idiot you were. You thought they were real? They were a figment of your imagination, and you died for them, and now this was your reward. Eternal regret >You had forever to think about how foolish you were while remembering their faces, their smiles, the reason you did it in the first place Were You died to be happy Y lt's okay, you can >You first felt pain. Your back, your lungs Your lungs, you couldn't breathe You opened your eyes HE'S ALIVE! EVERYONE LOOK, HE'S ALIVE you, Please breathe She backs away, tears in her eyes much g tears from their eyes as You hug THE END](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/616/213/183.png "183.png")
![D Anonymous 53 minutes ago No. 1 1619953 [リ221 1620014 22116201272211620859 >You walk through the front door Your old house It's been your parent's place forever, for as long as you can remember >You look around, smelling the same smells and hearing the same sounds >lt almost distracts you from what you have to do >Walking upstairs, you hear the same creaks in the stairs. The pipes groan in the walls in the same way >Reaching up, you pull the string on the attic stairs. With a creak, it swings op >You climb up the few steps and look around the dusty, gloomy attic space >Boxes, paintings, pictures, and tom insulation as far as your eyes can see >Pulling yourself up to sit on the edge, you pull the note out of your inner coat pocket >Your late father left you many things in his will, but the most curious of it all was a note Hand-written, on a piece of actual paper >A rarity these days, what with cloud computing and everything It looks so old and frail, like your old man did in those last few weeks. >You feel a lump in your throat, fighting it down >Opening the note, you reread it. >"Hey son. I'm writing this on your first birthday. I'm having to put away certain things to make room for more important things, but I want to make sure those first things arent forgotten. So when you get this, look for a box marked "FAUST" in the attic. Love you, kiddo." curtain of dust spilling into your face □ Anonymous 47 minutes ago No.1 1620127 [ ▼ ] >>11620360 >>11620859 >You refold the note and tuck it back into your coat pocket your way through the attic boxes, moving them aside >You're momentarily distracted by old pictures of Christmas' past, as well as your old boxes of toys >Finally you come across a box marked FAUST, just as your father said it would be It's not that big or remarkable, barely distinguishable from the other boxes in the attic >You pull it out and slowly backtrack out of the attic, carrying it down into the living room. >Sitting down on the old couch, finding your same, comfortable space on it, you pull the old cardboard flaps back, peering into the box "..the hell?" >You reach in and pull out a handful of tiny, colorful toy ponies Did you have a little sister you never knew about? >Placing the toy ponies aside, you dig a little deeper >You find a pile of dics- old DVDs >Some of them are professionally made >"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 1 Volume 1, and so on, all the way to Season5 The others are recorded personally, with your father's handwriting in black ink >"Bronycon 14 >"Bronycon 15" >"Second movie premiere, '14" >But the biggest shocker comes at the bottom of the box. >An old framed photo, showing a pair of kids, younger than you are now >It takes you a little while to realize it, but you finally recognize the two in the picture mom?" □ Anonymous 37 minutes ago No. 1 1620360 | ▼ ] >>11 620447 >>11 620545 > > 1 1620859 >That's your mother all right, dressed in some strange costume - a yellow sweater with a pink skirt and a pink wig Your father has his arm around her shoulder, a big et-up is even more ridiculous - a hideou urple gown with bells on the end, a big fake beard ha Bri anner in the Tar roun me ne l oure now starin ars wron wondering wh f girly stuff was ion 0 No 1 1620545 1 ▼1 >>11620753 >>11620859 ere was hts should only have men wer s just our bad luck it was pretty As a show on its own ow aimed at ers s who found out the stu daughters were watching was And we sta now what now, but in m ermet was everywhere mmunities, we made fan tories, we went t ere's not muc saw ma hat will never come Anonymous 18 minutes ago No 1 1620753 [▼] >> 1 1620793 2211620813 2211620859 211620545 "But now you're here ime ical. So now that I'm gone, youve got the DVDs of a e for a whil in your oure grown now ras get from it what I got from it saw ever cruel and uncaring place Im not go worst in others, and I'm not going to have ros And, no matter what, I'm proud of >The DVD e ue screen sta ere ctures, DVDs, and costumes on the coffee table >How could something so trite have been so important to your father? >You reach down and pick up the Season 1 DVD case, staring down at it >The brightly-colored ponies grin back up at you >You smirk, chuckling a bit >Standing, you open the Blu-Ray player, popping your father's DVD out and setting the Season 1 DVD in. ovO in Anonymous 17 minutes ago No. 11620793 Ir] >>11620828 >The music begins >"My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ah ah ah ahhh. >You pick up the picture, staring at your parents >Both of them smiling, dressed up in those silly costumes >So young and vibrant Looking back at the TV, letting the saccharine-saturated nature of your father's old pasttime wash over you. > You cant fight the smile coming over your face](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/616/202/6fd.jpg "6fd.jpg")
