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File: 1379410289350 7 KB, 254x199, download.jpg) Anonymous 09/17/13(Tue)19:31 UTC+10 No.210272713 be at EB games in Brisbane >midnight release for GTAV >f------ kids everywhere dragging their tired-ass parents around to buy the game for them >I'm in line for f------ ever, two little s---- in front of me wont shut up >couldn't be older than 12 but acting like theyre f------ gangsters >one little fat f--- keeps getting him mum to bring him cokes and chips >his mum is actually pretty sporty, mustve been a teen mum >two hours in the kids get bored, turn around to face me sthis game isn't for girls you know, why don't you f--- off back to your f-- house rage.avi DEAL WITH IT realise I can't punch two twelve year olds in the face so I do the adult thing >get the guy behind me to hold my place >slip out and walk away to the taunts of the kids >buy a coffee from starbucks >approach the kids mum >start up some chat, make up some b------- about being a parent as well >she's flirty, obviously bored from the two hours wait with only a view of neckbeards forming a conga line for games >start talking about how two kids in line were bullying my fake child >point out her kids >"oh my god thats my son stoke the fire, told her they were making racist comments >she walks over and pulls the kid out of the line >he starts f------ screaming no GTA V for him >before she goes we swap numbers >next day >call her and we go out for dinner >she's being really flirty and thanks me for turning her kid in, also she did some research on the game and decided it's too violent >we go back to her place little f------ asleep >she makes us coffee, I slip into the bedroom and put my phone on record f--- his mother into oblivion >afterwards she's asleep, I use her computer >burn the recording onto a disc >put that into an empty GTA V case l brought >slip it into the kids room return home >12 year old f---- with me, I f--- his mother and make him watch

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