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Jurney Bowdrie @mumbotiger Isnt Syria that bitch in the iPhone 4S 2:34am 2 Sep 13- Twitter for iPhone 3 RETWEETS 1 FAVORITE

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The mayor Calgary needs, not the mayor Calgary deserves

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Twitter Shuts Down Calgary Police's Account During a Flood Emergency Because They Had Reached Their Daily Maximum Number of Tweets

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Dept. of Homeland Security Forced to Release List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Sites - Part 3

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Dept. of Homeland Security Forced to Release List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Sites - Part 2

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Dept. of Homeland Security Forced to Release List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Sites - Part 1

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