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Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:55 No.92991 TT: People who have never watched or read Neon Two s--- airis and a beta f--- bilot not Genesis Evangelion tell us what happens in the series based off of what they learned from lal writing, while managing to sell copies and pander to every single crowd at Crying 09/08/13(Sun)00:30 No.92989 ka is suka is a bitch but best Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun) So there's this kid named Shinji. And h dad builds him a giant robot to fight monsters. And Shinji thinks this is pretty s a guy named Shin ji who is prone to for some reason kaworu is best girl or Is Kaworu best gr? st girl. He pilots a robot because his dad, wh gets excited about shaving, yelled at him He's friends with a really mean redhead named Asuka and also a girl named Rei He fell in love with a guy named Kaworu who he thinks is an angel, because he's beautiful. Kaworu can't stop dying kaworu is best girl There's also a floating diamond that's everybody's waifu some yandere blue haired bitch and a milf the crystal monster is the best waifu ant his big asian d---. he masturbates to Asuka's unconscious body Shinji kills everyone by exploding a continent Anonymous 09/08/13 But Shinji's too busy saving the world and fighting the aliens. He ain't gonna let these bitches distract him. Fu Did he just j-------?Shinji masturbates Shinji masturbates in one episode??? ne knows how to There's also a floa everybody's waifu. K-- susser tod. And then at the end they tell Shinji congratulations while they sit on top of the pronounce Asu s not a f-----, he mastu ows up. And I think n a hospital or something? And everyone. Shinji is a huge beta bifaggot who f------ j------- to girls the f----- sneaks up behind Shinji and gives him a h------. And then he sticks his d he n d. The gets in the f------ robot um covered hand in Shi Shinji masturbates to a comatose girl the it all comes tumbling down d that looks like Oh, and something about jerking off on a andozs hlinis head poni lick some guy ha s a really complicated wa 01-14 No 9292300 d then he's gonna go fight mor alie 09/08/13(Sun c--- on his hand faps to a comatose girl because he the mysterious Kaworu it turns out the blue hair yan OP) ed after being seduced by Shinji getting and the f----- in the hospital an MC masturbates to one girl while she s birthday but ike it because it reminds him kid s gay sex with the white hair top of a grand piano. Then he accidentally some really feminine looking ire an s up the guy's head and make top of a grand piano. Then he accidentally commiting didn't watch the show, but they're pry screaming "Allu Akbar!" I don't know, t s up the guy's head and makes the Kaworu is super gay an white haired guy named 09/08/13(Sun up from a coma and t hate him for being a f-----. So to prove So then the first blue chick turns all an the ocean or some s---. And Shinji get 09/08/13(Sun)01:53 No.929941 LCL 09/08/13(Sun)0 Then everyone gathers around Shinji and white haired guy named Carl because h some kind of spear of longitude s--- him e, what badas r something se gitude now offi So once the world is saved, Shinji dri On wombs? Did he s can pilot EVA? Cockpits a >everybody turns into tang at the end Seriously dhon kmonwy shvlth badssen A pool of Tang the world turns into Tang pretty badass Stuff happens then Shinji gets congratulated. they start clapping Also Shinji gets congratu Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)0 ed for some Then everyone gathers of f--- and they gi It's 2deep4me and I will never understand it and the ending doesn't make any sense So they make like six movies just to explain the ending, and most people s makes cars explode it all ends with everyone clapping. then his dad turns around and but Shinji realizes it was all a dream, as reality breaks down and he's sitting ina 546 KB GIF he turns into a hedgehog Anno. Cleverbot confirmed for Anno's Do you s tang a purple haired girl consciousnes amed Miso acts as his mom

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