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UFIUChAgb.tT2 07/31/13 Wed)19:14 UTC-5 No. 12492325 O Replies 22124923352212492527 >>12492699 1 bit for a kiss was what the sign indicated, and it certainly told no lies. For one bit you could turn your face and have the lovely young mare behind the stall offer her lips for your delight. It was a sweet exchange for those less-experienced in the ways of romance and a fine self-esteem-booster for the needy. For the hungry, those with an appetite more wanting than the lips, it was a code Prostitution was by no means illegal in Canterlot, but then nor was it a protected trade. If the patrolling guards considered the advertising of sexual pleasures to be inappropriate for the streets then they would be perfectly entitled to encourage the mare to step aside and take their business elsewhere, normally to some shady back alley where the less-desirables lurk. So in their cunning, the w----- of Canterlot devised for themselves a system of offering sex under the table. A kiss made up the surface of the iceberg and a quick f--- was promised beneath. That was for a few extra bits, of course. Word soon spread and the guards were left powerless to prevent exchanges of innocence. There was nothing wrong with the offering of a kiss. In fact, it was encouraged to enforce the image of a caring, virtuous community free from depravity. What the ponies discussed whilst at the booth was their own business. Prostitution was in Canterlot and it was there to stay The unicorn Iron Braveheart walked his life on a path paved with the platinum of victory. He claimed dominance over fate itself, claiming that he defied destiny and wove the tapestry of his own life, not with thread on needles but with battle and blades. He had the build of a stallion that had seen a hundred battles and would live to see a hundred more. Truly, he was one of the most formidable soldiers in Celestia's army and his presence was enough to spur the other men on to victory. It was on the return from one of these battles that he decided he could do with a quick f--- to relieve the tension UF IUChAgb.tT2 07/31/13(Wed)19:14 UTC-5 No.12492335 Replies: 212492351 2212492527 2312492699 >1249 Just drop your bit in the bowl when you're ready, handsome," the mare said with a lascivious smirk and a wistful bat of the eyelashes. Sweetcream Scoops' knew the look of a wanting customer and knew full well how to entice the wary closer. She noticed the pompous air he seemed to decorate himself with like cheap perfume, but simply shrugged it away. Whoever this guy may have been, she didn't give a f---. If he had money and a d---, she was satisfied The stallion played along and used his magic to manipulate a coin from his pouch into the container set aside for cash. He leant forwards and felt his face heat as the mare's lips brushed against his ear and landed on his cheek And how much extra would I need to pay if I wanted it somewhere besides my face?" he breathed Sweetcream Scoops pulled away and that same old smile broadened along her muzzle. "Depends how far away you want me to go. Perhaps we could take this somewhere a little quieter to discuss? I can barely hear you above this racket." A bubble of levitational magic encircled the small piece of paper that said "open for busi and encour and it flipped over by itself to reveal the message out for lunch". Satisfied, the mare turned her customer to follow UF IUChAgb.tT2 07/31/13(Wed)19:15 UTC-5 No.12492351 Replies: 212492358 2212492527 2312492699 Not only was this brief journey a way in which the two could travel so that they might "discuss matters in a location a little more private, but Sweetcream had in fact adapted it as a way of putting the goods on display, allowing the customer the opportunity to window shop for a few moments. She walked ahead of him with her tail raised proudly and her hips swaying from side to side. Her hooves fell hard on the ground and her succulent ass cheeks wobbled lazily in response. Rounded and ripe, like two juicy apricots squashed together, their curves led the way to the true treasure within that valley of the gods. Her plump marecunt winked invitingly for the stallions' eyes only. His property for a limited time only, if he could pay in the right amount of c am pausing at just the right moment for h e enticement that was needed. Wordlessly they passed into the mare's house and crossed clambere r ta That wee customer's fac A slight giggle twitter of win imes ape swipe is face. He breathed in oma of soft fruit which only made hat did you have in min t take me all the r kis turn she playe ome out on t was in it for in it for So, w the thril ope you ay ove ggled added bonu If with that idea. In t UF IUChAgb.tT2 07/31/13(Wed)19:16 UTC-5 No Replies: 212492527 212492611 2212492699312493023 2212493144 212494705 The stallion's nostrils flared in a snort as he mulled over the decision. Sweetcream had to keep her eyes from rolling in her head. This was always the most irritating part of the transaction, when the stallion tried to guess if he would be able to push her limits. Or maybe he could just have some vanilla sex? Or maybe the uld throw in some weird fetish? Or maybe t to a b------? Or maybe- flare through he Just give me your p----." Oh. Well, this one was clearly more decisive, she decided and felt that familiar rush of a wiggled h pped on ive, luxurious king-S leave it by my d met with the That'll be seventy five bits, hone smugness withi out acc erve them. They revelled in t Saddle or back? ked. A simple enoug ion. Some s urvaceous wh am come true you cou me meone wh Bareback, the on deman e lunged up ont traddled the who member bi

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