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walking-encyclopediaof-weirdness ..+ Source: chelseyhale98 hears noises at night: well tis is t this is the end for me I had a good life gets shampoo in my eyes*: Iguess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child heart is beating fast: cardiac arrest is think I am having a heart attack is this what a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone taking a test: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated period is late*: s--- i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary 478,886 notes

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The paranoia of an average tumblr user.


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