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BETA AS F--- 10 PTS ESTRUS SPECIAL 15 PTS YOU BECOME INCREDIBLY BETA. You DITHER INTERNALLY OVER MINOR DECISIONS FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME, CONSTANTLY SEEK THE OPINIONS AND APPROVAL OF OTHERS, AND ARE INCAPABLE OF STANDING UP TO BEINGS HALF YOUR SIZE. YOU ARE UH OH! LoOKS LIKE YOU WENT A LITTLE HEAVY ON THE AXE PONY SPRAYI YOUR BODILY SCENT, THE PHEROMONES YOU CONSTANTLY EMIT MAKE YOU IRRISTABLE TO MARES DURING ESTRUs. YOU CAN RUN, YOLU CAN HIDE, YOU CAN BECOME THE PERSONAL LOVE SLAVE OF THE ALICORNS, BUT IF YOU STAY IN ANY MAJORLY POPULATED AREA OTHERWISE YOU WILL BECOME THE VILLAGE BICYCLE, HAVING YOUR BALLS CRUSHED AND YOUR D--- RUBBED BLOODY AND RAW IN THE PROCESS QUICK TO FORGIVE, AND RARELY FIND LANGUAGE BARRIER 35 PTS F----- SCARY, MAN 25 PTS BooKs, BOOKS EVERYWHERE AND NOT A WORD TO READ WHATEVER THE HELL KIND OF LANGUAGE THESE HORSE THINGS SPEAK, IT MAKES NO SENSE TO YOU. YoU SOUND LIKE GIBBRISH TO THEM AS WELL. GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND A MMAGICAL MEANS OF TRANSLATION, OR FAILING THAT, ACTUALLY LEARN THE LANGUAGE! HUH, GUESS BEING A MASSIVE, SMELLY, MOSTLY HAIRLESS THING THAT WALKS ON TWO LEGS, HAS TINY EYES, AND WEARS CLOTHING ALL THE TIME WASN'T SUCHA GOOD IDEA IN A LAND OF DOG SIZED HORSES. I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A CUTIE MARKI OR A HORNI OR WINGS, OR HOOVES, OR A SNOUT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WITH THIS DRAWBACK, PONIES FIND YOU NATURALLY INTIMIDATING, AND (AT LEAST AT FIRST) ARE MORE LIKELY TO RUN OR FIGHT THAN TALK To YOU. YOU'LL HAVE TO WORK EXTRA HARD TO EARN THEIR TRUST, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT CTHULU-LEVEL FREAKY KAYOss +25 PTs YEAH, YOU GOT THOSE CHAOS POWERS, ALRIGHT... BUT AT WHAT COST? WITH THIS DRAWBACK, YOU'RE AN EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS, COMPELLED TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN. THEY RUN THE ENTIRE GAMUT OF POSSIBLE ACTIONS, AND ARE OF HIGHLY VARIABLE PLEASNTNESS AND MORALITY. THEY CAN AND WILL DESTROY ANY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS YOU WISH TO FOSTER OH, AND SPEAKING OF DISCORD, HE ABSOLUTELY DESPISES YOU! YOU SEE HE FIGURES THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE TRUE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOs AROUND, AND HE WAS MAKING CLOUDS INTO COTTON CANDY LONG BEFORE YOUR UPSTART ASS SHOWED UF MY LITTLE ANON 15 PTs MY LITTLE ANON IS A WILDLY POPULAR TELIVISION/BOOK SERIES IN EQUESTRIA, AND YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER. LEGIONS OF STALKERS FOLLOWYOUR EVERY MOVE, AND TWICE AS MANY SCREAMING FANMARES (AND A RATHER DISTURBING NUMBER OF STALLIONS) MOB YOU EVERY TIME YOU APPEAR IN PUBLIC FOR AN AUTOGRAPH, A HUG, A STRAND OF HAIR, ANYTHING. YOUR HOUSE IS CONSTANTLY UNDER WATCH, AND YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE IS LICKING THE TOILET SEAT YOU SAT ON FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO. IF YOU'RE NOT VIGILANT, YOU COULD BE SWEPT OFF TO A R--- DUNGEON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO PEACE OF MIND TO BE HAD WHATSOEVER, AND PRIVACY MUST BE FOUGHT FOR TOOTH AND NAIL.

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