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□ Anonymous 06/18/13(Tue)12:08 No.1 1475137 Replies: 11475247 >11474860 If in a decade or so, and ponies have become a thing again, and no one knows you used to frequent /mlp/ (which has closed down or something), and your son calls you out of nowhere and tells you he's a brony, what will you say? Anonymous 06/18/13(Tue)12:17 No.11475247 Replies: 11475295 21147530 311475319 21147533631147534911475369211475408 3>11475409211475428 311475550211475578 2211475762 3311475898 >1147 "Dad, I am a brony." "You are a WHAT?" "Brony. I watch My Little Pony. Me and my friends, we all watch it. It's a great show." "...Are you a Rarifag?" "What?" "Rarifag? Dashfag? What are you? Oh f---, you're a Flutterfag, aren't you? F-----." "What are you talking about, dad?" "DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT MASTURBATE TO RARITY?" "Who? "THE WHITE ONE." "The white one's called Glitter Diva, dad." "WHAT?! WHAT THE F---? WHAT ARE THEY CALLED NOW?" "Glitter Diva, she's really pretty and makes nice dresses. Then Pink Lipstick, she's a great cook. Uh, Flutterlash, she's like this really shy model. Disco Sparkle what an amazing dancer! Voicejack, she sings really good songs, but they're quite old, I think she sang one song from this old band? One Direction? That was really great -" "WHAT THE F---? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF F-----? WHY ARE THERE ONLY FIVE PONIES?!" "There's one more. Rainbow Dash." Thank God. (sigh of relief) (sudden panic) Oh wait, what's she like?" "Huh?" "Is she athletic and bold and stuff? Or is she, you know... gay Yeah, she likes flying and stunts and stuff. I don't like her dad, she doesn't wear lipstick or high heels like the other ponies " "F--- THAT. Do you want to c-- inside Rainbow Dash?" "I'm... I'm sorry, dad?" "DO YOU WANT TO STICK YOUR D--- INSIDE RAINBOW DASH AND E--------?! DO YOU, M-----------?!" (crying now) "Wh- what? Dad, I... You know about clopping? "SHUT UP AND ANSWER THE QUESTION." "I... I don't. I clop to Glitter Diva." "F--- YOU. YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SON." "D-dad?" (slams phone) Anonymous 06/18/13(Tue)12:26 No.11475349 Replies: 211475369211475370 211475383 11475409 211475550 211475578 2211475762 2211475898 >11475247 (ring ring) "Hello?" "Dad, I-" "F--- off. And don't call me dad." "Dad, I really like Glitter Diva. You should love and tolerate my sexual preferences." "What?" "Love and tolerate. It's the series tagline." "SERIES TAGL F------ hell. Who's the main writer?" There are quite a few, actually. Merriweather Wi -" "WHAT?" "Let me finish, dad. Some guy who does music, Mandopony or something. A lady called Purple Tinker -" "SHE IS NO LADY." "That's offensive, dad." "Shut the f--- up. Who's the main villain now?" Villain? But that wasn't be appropriate for kids. There's no conflicts or anything scary like that." "THEN WHAT THE F--- DO THEY DO?" "Play and design clothes, mainly." Alright. So to sum up. This is a show with no conflicts. No villain, no driving force. Written by a manlady, a f-----, and a terrible writer who is admittedly the most normal of the three. Five out of the main six characters are - who are they voiced by, anyway?" The same person, actually! The main actress in the recent movie." "What recent movie?" Furry School Musical V. She voiced Lipstick Mirror. I forgot her name." "FURRY SCH-I QUIT. I F------ QUIT. I F------ - who is Rainbow Dash voiced by?" Some old guy. Nicholas Cage." "ARAJKLJKLSHFKLHSLKWLIJFKLJS" "Dad, are you alright?" (phone shatters)

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RD: hey RD: thx for lending me your car RD: i left it on the counter TS: Of course. Happy to help. TS: ...Did you mean the keys? PASIACRYLIC PSTACRYLIC RD: yea

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