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I took this picture cause I knew this story was tumbir worthy. So I had been sitting in my big white van behind the lowell building, not going to class, and staring happly at a brick wall. out of the corner of my eye, i notice a man coming up the alley, slow down a little past the car, but ultimately keep going. the term 'weirdo' passed my mind, and I locked the doors even though any actual threat was minimal, and soon I was staring at the wal again. Not less than 5 minutes later I heard a knocking at the passenger side window. I look over, and it's the same weirdo who wa ked by the car before; Except now he looked particularly nervous and had his nose pressed against the glass I should mention that I never felt particularly frightened of this man. he was quite skinny, and seemed extremely skittish and fearful both when I saw him starting up the al ley, and now, as he knocked Anyway, I rolled down the window slightly and asked "can I help you?" with one eyebrow raised and a general look of confusion. he gestured at me with his chin, and said with an equally confused tone you...eh...you...sex?" We had a moment of silence Eyebrow st raised, and before I knew what was coming out of my mouth, I raised both my hands, shook my head and said "I'm wearing mittens Ha immediately started shaking his head up and down as if he understood, and practically started sprinting away I lowered my hands after a minute and I.... what... I can't tell which is funnier: The fact that this strange man thought I was some sort of portable h-----, parking my van behind churches and waiting for patrons, or that my proof against being a h----- was the fact that I was wearing mittens this is one of the strangest interactions between two confused human beings i've ever heard of

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