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Anonymous 10/29/12(Mon)17:09 No.5375241 Replies: >>5375284 >>5375321 >>5375440 >>5375644 >>5376111 > F--- it I'll give it a try in >You climb out of your disgustingly decadent bed >Make a note to downsize on such wasteful things >Look out the window >it is a fine day, clear blue skies and all >You curl your lips in disgust at the life style of the pOnies adent equestri Shower, s---, but do not shave >You do not shave >Your fingers run through your thick and manly beard >Any proud Russian would be envious of it >You dress in your single set of clothes >An irreparably stained t-shirt, worn jeans, and heavy boots >Perfect working clothes >You head down to the kitchen to make breakfast >A small bowl of Borscht is enough for you >Hear a knock at the door Unsurprisingly, you open the door to find Lemon Decadent >G-good morning anon >She holds out a pie towards you, it smells of cherries >"Are...are delicious pies your fetish Anon?" "No little pone, they are not. For like you they are decadent. >You grab your rifle and ram the bayonet through her neck >Leave her bleeding on the doorstep as you go to Ponyville >The workers rise up and communism reigns in Mother Equestria □ Anonymous 10/29/12(Mon)17:55 No.5376111 Reples >>5376364 >>537663->>5376701 >:5378218 Only capitalists write stories for profits! -gunshot But your point is made, and a second part there shall be! >Day 3 of United Equestrian Soviet Union >The work has been hard, but p0nyville has become a glorious commune Word has spread, and from all corners of the land new comrades arrive each day >But t >Today, a messenger from Canterlot has arrived. >Your morning borscht is interrupted and you go to deal with the decadent royalist >It is some royal guard in his stupidly wasteful golden armor > Attention most loyal subjects. You have blatantly defied my rule, but as I am a forgiving goddess I will show mercy. Deliver unto me the criminal known as Anon and you will be spared >Silence falls in the aftermath of the brief speech >You look around, and ponies look back >They look to you for guidance, to protect the new equality they enjoy >Somehow a hammer finds its way into your hand "DEATH TO THE ROYALIST SCUM! >The hammer is flung from your hand as quickly as it had come >The astonished guard is struck dead immediately >Cheers erupt from the crowd and you go to retrieve your hammer >Just then you feel a great weight force you to the ground. IS nst your back. >A blade is pressed against your neck. >But then you hear a voice you'd never expected to again >Are...are assassination attempts your fetish anon?" >The yellow bio-mechanical abomination rises from your back and flies away. >You rise to your feet and turn your gaze to canterlot Anonymous 10/29/12(Mon)18:27 No. 5376701 Replies: 쯔5376814225378218 5376111 Day 57 of United Equestrian Soviet Union >The land between Anongrad (formerly pOnyville, the name wasn't your idea) has become a churned mess >You lead the armies from the front, and every day more pOnies go home in body bags None of the commisars have had to shoot anypony for cowardice, they are all brave fighters >And vi lt is almost better than borscht IS >Wielding the same hammer you obtained so long ago you guide the siege of canterlot. Most of the palace servants have joined your cause >The gates are almost broken down, and despite their skill the royal guard cannot hold back your superior numbers ℉orward comrades! Kill the royalist' Burn the decadent, Purge the unjust!" Just as the gate is broken down, your hopes are decimated in a blast of arcane energy >Celestia herself has entered the battle, surrounded by five of her guards >You and yours charge forward, seeing victory right before you >Those that had followed you are decimated in an instant, and you yourself thrown to the ground >You are held in place by her magic, and the decadent of all decadents leans down into your face >You've caused quite a stir in my kingdom you know anon. Spreading this talk of empowering the workers and creating some sort of utopian paradise. Oh it will be a hard-fought battle returning things to normal, but it will be done. It's not the first time that someone has risen against me, but it WILL be the la- The princess is cut short in her monologue and you see blood drip from her side □ Anonymous 10/29/12(Mon)18:32 No.5376814 Replies: >>5376994 5378218 Who is that one derp in the back f------ up formation? >The magic holding you fades as she blasts something with arcane energies >Comrade Pinkie pulls you out from under her before she can bind you again >Comrades Applejack and Big Mac quickly pound the guards around her into submission under hoof >Comrade Twilight locks the wounded princess in place while Comrade Dash comes hurtling out of the sky and delivers a crippling blow to her back >You rise from the ground where you had been dragged and lift the hammer again >Celestia is trying to drag herself to her feet, but between Twilight's magic and the wound Dash inflicted on her she cannot >The hammer rises high above your head >The Tyranny of the solar empress is ended >Those left alive to see the victory let cheers escape into the air A smile crosses your fully bearded face >Until you turn to see what it was that had distracted Celestia. F------ □ Anonymous 10/29/12(Mon)18:41 No.5376994 Replies:PS377120225377242225378218 >Astounded that the little decadent pony had it in her to defy Celestia, you quietly approach >Her body is burned and singed across its entirety >The cybernetic implant in her neck is malfunctioning, and blood seeps out around it >The little lemon mare lifts her head weakly towards you >ls..is freeing the pOnies from royalist... tyranny your fetish anon?" >A soft smile crosses your lips and your eyes water ever so slightly >A hand reaches down to stroke the pone's mane IS re es >She smiles up at you, before her eyes drift shut and she slips into that good night >You turn around and walk back to Celestia's corpse □ Anonymous 10/29/12(Mon)18:51 No 5377180 Replies: 5378218 >Your hand grasps the broken body of the Alicorn by the horn >You drag it towards the stairs leading up to the castle gates and hurl it down them. At the bottom, the masses gathered with you look upon it in awe and then back up to you >A tear still in your eye from the little yellow comrade's sacrifice, you thrust your hammer into the air The Tyrant is dead! Long live the Soviet Union!" >Cheers erupt through the rest of the crowd that had not seen the victory, and soon the lot of them are singing >You cannot help but smile at it, and your voice joins with theirs >The UESU has thrived, and Canterlot is naught but ruins from which stone is taken to build more >Anongrad is the new official capital, and has become a thriving city >The elements of harmony embraced by the pOnies have aided immensely in keeping the communist economy running smoothly, as have their bearers >You sit in your simple home, former princess Luna having replaced you in the office of Grand Soviet Commisar >You merely enjoy your borscht for now, and think about the pony that made all this possibly "F------ ers

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