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![Match Search Who's Online? Tests 49,083 online now Message Him -96 Friend -96 Enemy Join OkCupld y a member? Find better matches with our advanced matching system Username IWontMurderYou 30 M Straight/Single Boston, Massachusetts About Photos Forgot your password? My self-summary I'm a fun loving guy and a self-starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship, or just that one lovely evening (and rest assured that that one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason dating Today-3:43pm - The Boston Globe White Height best free dating site Body Type What I'm doing with my life I'll tell you this right up front: Certainly not murdering ANYONE, least of all you! Beyond that, mostly digging Str A favorite hangout for internet goers Voice ia I'm really good at sublimating my baser desires Drugs The first things people usually notice about me is my absolute lack of threatening cues. People are like, "I feel so safe and comfortable around you," and then they usually follow it up with, "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me," at which point I tell them that they are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT Libra and it's fun to think about Education Dropped out of college/university Rather Not Say Rather not say Job me Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food M, Dexter, Silence of the Lambs, As I Lay Dying (book), As I Lay Dying (band). Note: I only like these IRONICALLY Children s dogs English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay) The six things I could never do without My shovel (for gardening) My meathooks (for curing turkey jerky) My chainsaw (for logging or clearing brush) My mother's underwear (as a keepsake) Children (they are our future) My freezer (for keeping my perishable goods from spoiling) Speaks Similar Users jfunkk79, 31 Boston, Massachusetts I spend a lot of time thinking about what it would be like to wear someone else's skin (in a metaphorical sense) Madhatter1534, 26 Cambridge, Massachusetts Fartparticle, 32 Boston, Massachusetts On a typical Friday night I am being seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places, such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I come up as a suspect in a murder trial.. WHICH WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPENIED]! bibitiger, 26 Somerville, Massachusetts Revolucion7k, 29 Cambridge, Massachusetts The most private thing I'm willing to admit I once picked up a female hitchhiker off of I-95, handcuffed her, beat her, strangled her in my murdershack, and fed her to my dogs after masturbating myself with her severed hands SYKE!!! sunofthewind, 27 Boston, Massachusetts similar I sometimes wet the bed sta Boston, Massachusetts similar I'm looking for o like guys zach-85, 25 Boston, Massachusetts . Near me e Who are single For new friends You should message me if you want a guy who WON'T murder you Send us feedback!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/493/171/0b7.jpg "0b7.jpg")
