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Image #515,072
Uploaded by Spidervance Mar 18, 2013 at 05:01PM EDT
Origin Entry: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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Uploaded by Spidervance Mar 18, 2013 at 05:01PM EDT
Origin Entry: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
File type: png
Resolution: (730px x 492px)
File size: 65.9 KB
![1232967393.ipg (52 KB, 482x558) igdb google 器□ Anonymous 01/26/13(Sat)00:46:20 No.7675325 [▼] Help /mlp, I have a problem fuckbuddy asks if I want to go swimming this weekend >get drunk and high at home on the night before (am lightweight so get drunk easily) >l don't know what she's talking about so I just get in the car >when I get there, realize I don't have a swimsuit >she's already suspicious but gives it to me anyway >I walk into the pool feeling like a badass and looking like a retard >gurgle water and spew it into air to see how high it can go 9/7 >cannonball into her, creating huge splash while screaming SONIC RAINBOOM lifeguard tells me to f--- off from the adult pool Bored as f---, all these little bitches being a nuisance asks me if I'm pissing tell him Yes. Follow me to the gay bathhouse" >He looks scared and runs away >I hide behind the water playhouse, feeling like a secret agent >a kid looks at me and asks me what I'm doing there tell her I'm in disguise, and that I'm Daring Do H E] Anonymous 01/26/13(Sat)00:46:51 No.7675340 [▼] think it looks like RD's home start running around waving my hands and pretending I'm RD >go down waterslide head-first multiple times, flapping my arms there's a boy and his father there now, at the bottom father says he could have been killed and asks what I'm doing >blabber something to the effect of l want to c-- inside Rainbow Dash and "Rainbow Dash is best waifu", but he can't understand my slurred speech enjoy feeling of weightlessness, as if I'm in the air >see gay-bathhouse-kid's mom looking in my direction >dive underwater once more to get away see the circular thingy that produces bubbles this one needs maintenance, there's a hole >remember what Tara Strong said about Twily's farts decide that RD's farts must be rainbows >close eyes and pretend hole is RD's pooper HロAnonymous 01/26/13(Sat)00:47:23 No. 7675352 [ ▼] 7675340 a kid is wondering what the f--- I'm doing, but I ignore him >brace legs against walls and kick >l surface, coughing and spitting out water >kid looks at me as I hastily shove my junk back into fuckbuddy's bikini bottorm >decide to exaggerate situation and divert attention from what I was just doing [·]ロAnonymous 01/26/13(Sat)00:47:56 No.7675367 [ ▼] lifeguard who scolded me previously pulls me to safety slap him once I'm in reasonable condition again >he asks me how the f--- I managed to start drowning in the kid's pool act autistic and hope for my fuckbuddy to rescue me >he doesn't buy it and asks me to stop f------ around >The audience is gathered around me now, but I'm drunk and high and don't give a f--- >Apologizes and says that I have a personality disorder >he looks fine to me, I think he's just trying to make a joke at our expense YOU WERE NEVER FUNNY ANYWAY, F------ BACKGROUND PONY [-]ロAnonymous 01/26/13(Sat)00:48:28 No.7675380 [ ▼] 7675367 >I slip, collide with her, we fall into adult pool >I start splashing around and splash the lifeguard THAT'S IT, GET THE F--- RIGHT OUT NOW BUDDY >TM SECRETLY LESBIAN, NO H---" I shout at him as I crawl out shoves me away and threatens to call secu >l call her a filthy casual and tell her to go back to either reddit or ponychan, forgot which one fall to the ground and don't resist as she drags me to the car even as everyone crowds around me in the car, I mumble stuff and shift around. Eventually throw up and pass out wake up next morning in front of my doorstep, still wearing only her bikini bottom, which I had apparently diarrhea'd into fortunately I'm not in the papers yet She hasn't been responding to any of my calls. What should I do? She's normally pretty cool about me being a spaghetti-spewing retard, but I fear I may have overstepped the line. I want us to be friends again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/515/069/4e2.png "4e2.png")
