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Sun, 10 Feb 2013 15:3823 No 314403 22314406 22314407 22314ld 2231442 22314517 22314557 22314670 File: 13805522037 (99 37 K3, 400x300, 280552 p) Be me in sophomore year of high school, almost simmer break Be into this pony shuit for around 3 to 4 Kid named Calvin who was in the same art class as me ascs me about it buy pony shirt and wear it to school Now Calvin is what you would call a "special" case, as in his mental deficiencies made him untouchable on account you would be considered albeist to snub him, s0 I often tried to avoid >So I try my best to explain it to him, and he seens pretty enthraled by it comes the next day wearing one of those minimalist "20% cooler" hot topic pomy s---- us, I try my best to linsenillementofRunngLDZzhBELES Sun, 10 Feb 2013 16:04:29 No 3144 14 2231441:2314416 22314418 22314427 22314434 22314438 22114512 22314 22314620 Tle year >Me and Calvin have spent some time together at my house after school because I don't want to hurt his feeling by saying no to him, plus my house is only 15 minutes walling distance In a monent of stupidity I let it sip about me and my friends DnD group and he asks to join Of course being the doormat 1 am, I say yes. -Thankfully the lad actual y read up on the rules and made a character sheet byte tre we had our next meet up for D-D, so he gves o me to check and I check it for any errors or His character is flacking Raimbow Dash look to my frends in the group not sure ho w to respond considering也ev barely tolerate my pony buttit as it is. usual Calvin introduces his "charactes to the group and we sort of just b------- his reason for suddenly being a part of the adventuring party >First encounter: s--- ton of zombies chasing the group through some dark woods trying not to laugh I explain how a swarmm of zombies have gathered around him. Fails his attack and get hits by 9% of the zombies Rambow Dash is dead before round 2 I go into detadl on how they decimate her body, ripping out her organs and bones and feasting on her tattered remains giving the rest of the group tse to n this is not out of the usual for me and is often the reason why I'm picked to DM -Calvin My other friend (who concidentaily enough was also named Calvin) asks if he wants to make a new character Cavin (the "special one) shakes his head and goes to sit down in the corner of my basement Now whar happened next was knd of hard to remember seeing as how sudden it happened, so bear with me. Calvin goes up the table, slams his fist on the table and starts bellowing something along the ines of "HOW COULD YOU, YOU F-----? HOW COULD YOU HURT SOMETHING WE LOVE SO >Rest of group his halfwary Ereaked out and halfway in stitches from laughter. all over my DrD books so Tnm bur I keep imy get out of He stops as tears form in his eyes, he slowly walks out my front door and call for his parents to pick him up The very next Monday He says he's sorry for what he did and doesn't want to lose his only real friend He asks if maybe this weekend we could hang out jast the two of us at his house for a change And, ike the doormat I am, I said yes. Sun, 10 Feb 2013 1643:10 No314438 2314440 2314442 22314443 22314505 2314513 2a14517 22314567 2314670 day Father drops me off at his house which is in a part of town I havenrt been to in years, and h-------- apparently his dad has a nice spot in some Dad jokes about how I've hit the jackpot as he later drives a way Boung Man in his late 50s opens the door. Its Calvin's father His face is very friendly and for a moment I forget why I'm here. He calls for Calvin and the bay comes bolting down the stairs and gives me a big hug saying Whats up baddy? Or should I say just gives me this tired -Takes Surprisingly clean, place is covered in pony merch and toys and sht Asks if I want to play with them h, pyg Ive never played a m pretry s 2l temble I get a bit bored of playing and ask if there's anything to eat go microwave some pizza rolls So here I am in his room, alone. some girl who looks 10 years older than him Their al of him only I come to the conclusion its his older sister who must've moved out by now Cain walks in with a bage plate of pizza rolls and we begin to eat >Were both pretty quiet ao I ask about the girl in the photos just to strike up a conversation He stops id bite, tears filling his eyes His late older sister He goes into detail about how she got drunk at a party and crashed ber Lexus on the drive hone into a tree. Apparently upon impact, she flew out of the and slammed head first isto the tree, shattering her skutl and well by default her beains Not to be an ass, but what do you expect when you're too lazy to wear a seat belt? >My shirt is partly soaked in tears as I try to consl him in what is the most awkward moment in my Efe. Tme passes as he fals asleep on the couch in his room F--- my Efe, now I gotta take a crap. Pizza Rols are terrible for my stomach. >I waddle to the bathroom trying not to sht my self. >-0h sweet relef, there it is, salvation, the crapper scharge in, close door, sit First thing I notice is this odd stench. At first I think its me, but the smel inst crap bur still sommething funky Realize the stench is coming from the medicine cabinet. And here's when things ge freaky and wipe my Sun, 10 Feb 2013 17:3636 No.314513 22314513 22314516 2231451 22314522 22314523 22314567 22314670 My curiosity gets the better of me Immediately hit in the face by the raunchiest of smells I've ever experienced Inside is the usual miror, but alongside it is a photo of his sister from what I guess is one of the last photos before the accident a tiny little drawer On the htde shelves is a shoe box, faded and brown. The smell is emitting from there Now I should mention during my ättle moment of coesoling Calvin, he mentions that his sister was a lot lake rainbow dash. Free, wild, athletic, nice, awesome, cool out the door to see if I pick up the shoe box, thing feels Bce its filled to the brim >Set it down by the sink and open it up My eyes are s First thing I see is another photo of his sister, only see looks ike shes asleep and the quality and lighting looks godawful and I could barely even make it out to be her, but I reasoned that who else could it There are multiple pictures of her asieep, I fip through them, most of them are a bit warped, or crusty hem. I'm expecting the f----- to just pop up on in tme during the moment, s0 Im pretty on edge As I go through more photos, I notice a rag wrapped around two objects >The rag itself is a bit damp, atmost as if had just been used or wetted. inside, is a brush able rainbow dash toy and a small furry object Picking them both up with some tissues I examine them both. The toy was fluciked, paint rubbing off, btle brown splotched were coating it. I dared not touch it for fear of the filmy past that coated some parts. When I examined the furry object I got another surprise >First thing I motice is that its wet, and that this was the source of the smel The next thing I noticed were the palm marks pressed into it, and its shape. Apparently Calvin had used the skin of some smal rodent as a fleshlight >Nauseated and not sure what to do, I placed everything back the wary I found it, trying not to touch ANTTHING .Still being the idiot I was, I wanted to check the drawer compartment It shd out rather easily only boy in Used tampons, douches, and other feminine health products and a pair of underwear My gut wanted to leave but my idiot brain said stay I looked around for more dist in the trash bin, other parts of the cabinet. Nothing unusual Jars. The whole place was filed with tiny jars, each one occupsing one of those improvised feshlights, floating inside some sort of preservative fad The furs looked borrid. Each was tattered and blackened, I nearly puked then and there Closing it, I prayed I'd last the night as torrent of unsettling thoughts passed through my head washed my hands agan, dyng them with my pants this tme. I stepped out of the bathroom, and made my way back to his room There's Calvin, playing the PS3 He just stares at me for a bit and just says "hey He asks where I was, I respoed The bathroom >He offers me the second remote and we play until sanrise Sun, 10 Feb 2013 17:5052 No 314523 22314526 22314527 22314528 22314530 22314531 22314533 22314539 22314557 Fls: 1340540257239 (158.65 KB, 955836, 2350836311610rg) I tell Calvin that my Dad just text me saying that I have to come home because of my s----- math test grades ays he Dad asks if I had fun with some gn Meet up with my friends again, all of thenm ask about Calvin, joking about how we probably clopped together with our plushies >School starts again I see Calvin in the halls every now and then, but I do my best to not see him Its late Jutrior year now, last te he and Calvin spoke as about the season 3 opening Friends still ask about him 1 can

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