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□ Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)09 20 33 No 131410369 Reply] My name is Matt Bellamy, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-talents who spend every second of their day listening to s----- bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever written a classical piano solo? 1 mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you cant play piano well but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than needing to go to the s------ during a show Don't be a stranger Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was frontman of the first band to headline Wembley Stadium, and have written 4 albums of progressive hard rock What music do you write, other than fapfapfapfapfap? I also play guitar piano and synthesizers, and have a banging hot italian girlfriend (She just made me a pizza, S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related It's me and my bitch 11 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view 曜Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)09 30.50 No 13 14 11768 lolol0101010I0 0lololololol0I0I0I010 Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue )09:32 26 No.131411992 jajajajajaaj that's the best i have saw xD i see the real photo and there was a f------ gay xD >> |□ Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)09:33:00 No. 131412062 2131411096 DO IT

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# 231 to #212 - ascian Reply +10 Good 'morrow my homesexually inclined acquaintances, Jonathan is my birthname, and I have a severe dislike toward each of you. It has become apparent to me that you are all grotesque, rather dimwitted, and unlively fellows, who dedicate a somewhat unhealthy amount of time looking at what one would refer to as 'silly pictures'. In this flat world that we live in, it would seem that the negatives consist entirely of you. In all honesty, hath any of you had intimate relations with a ladies front bottom? One understands that making humerous remarks towards at misfortune may be jolly good, especially if one is unhappy with thine self, but it has become ever more apparent that you here at /b/ are able to find new extremeties in that field. One would even go as far as saying that thine behaviour is more frowned upon than stroking thy rod frantically to photographs in the book of faces. Don't be a coward, attempt if you dare, to smite me down with a well aimed insult; But I must profess that I would consider myself to be the definition of brilliance. I was top jouster in my regiment for heavens sake! Do any of you partake in a sport? Besides fondling yourselves to pictures of those of the Asian descent and/or variety? Forsooth, I also achieve the highest standard in my schooling and have a rather attractive lady-friend (One who but moments ago performed fellatio on me! It was rather spiffing might I add.) All of you are rather attracted to men and should consider ending thy life. I thank thee for taking the time to listen to my tale. Photograph rather relevant: It is my lady and myself.
File : 1290562525.jpg-(43 KB, 242x251) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:35:25 No.289494XXX [Reply] Hey F------, My name is John. File : 1290561632.jpg-(28 KB, 600x450) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:20:32 No.289491XXX [Reply] Sup John, I'm calling you out My name is Frankie, and I f------ hate you. You're a dumb retarted no life who should kill yourself. I mean, yeah its fun coming on this site and making fun of the virgin neckbeards (i do it all the time brah), but my problem is that you're ONE of them. starter on the b-ball team? cap'n on the football team? boy, check these muscles out. you aint a baller like me. i'd pound your scrawny ass into the mud. btw, your "bitch" was photoshopped into that picture. i've seen hella shops on this site, and i know for a fact that your "bitch" was shopped in. Pic related: My woman and I. (You never put yourself first John. "Me and my bitch" is incorrect, learn to speak proper english you dumb f---)
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