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$File: (163 KB, 827x700, 1327446101749 jpg) Anonymous 1/23/12(Fri)17:09 No.43203103 >G I just came across the weirdest alien fellas. He was some green yahoo who thought he could just up and take over our planet without going through the proper channels. So I went up to him and I told him "Mister, my name is Goku and much as the next fella. But if you keep acting like a jackass then I'm going to have to kick your ass'. Some people, I tell you what. enjoy a scuffle as Yeah, yeah, Goku. We all know how much you love fighting and fighting accessories But did you know about the joint village conspiracy? Yep, the government has once again been creating amoral monsters. Pretty soon they'll turn the moon into a giant ninjutsu to hypnotize us and put us under their govemment spell. Wouldnt surprise me if theyve already done it. Hey Goku, could you blow up the moon? >G No, Naruto. I will not blow up the god-dang moon. Thank you, Goku. I'd miss the moon if you blew it up. It reminds me so much of the time I went to Hueco Mundo to save Orihime. It was so lifeless and barren, yet oddly beautiful at the same time. Course, once everything was over everything went back to the way it was. Me, by myself, with no direction in my life, wasting away in pity and self-doubt. HEY! Do you think Orihime would come over to my place if I asked her >N Are you KIDDING Ichigo? No self-respecting woman would want to spend time with you. Wait, scratch that. Orihime is perfect for you. Tellyouwhat man, you jusgotta believe in yerself and striveforyer dreams, y'know. Aint nothing that can stand inyer way f you set sail fer the horizon, y'know. Live everyday like yer last like me I'mma be the Pirate King, tellyouwhat. > G Well Luffy, I will gladly shake your hand on the day you find that treasure. Anonymous 11/23/"2(Fri)17:11 No.43203200 9/10, I don't even... Anonymous 11/23/ 2(Fri)17:13 No.43203266 MOAR Anonymous 11/23/"2(Fri)17:13 No.43203273 I want moar Anonymous 11/23/12(Fri)17:14 No.43203283 File: 1353708862172 jpg-(30 KB, 283x328, Drakken laugh.jpg) Oh wow Anonymous 11/232(Fri)17:17 No.43203395 File: 1353709046765.aif-(2.36 MB, 500x282, my sides.gif) "Mister, my name is Goku and I enjoy a scuffle as much as the next fella. But if you keep acting like a jackass then I'm going to have to kick your ass Anonymous 11123/ 2(Fri)17:21 No.43203511 Would Khan be Toriko and Cotton as Kenshiro or Kinnikuman? >> Anonymous 11123/. 2(Fri)17:21 No.43203514 Replies:\3203501224320360旦 ).jpg) File: 13537092807001凶416 KB, 240x251, 240px-King-of-the-hill-bo( Dad dad, while I've been training I got to thinkin... what if we did poses before our attacks? You know, to strike a sense of awe and wonder in our enemy before we nailem? Ive already got my routine worked out and a name, The Great Saiyaman! What do you think. Go inside and study for college Gohan But Da- Now >Gohan Ok l tell you that boy ain't right Anonymous 11/23/ 2(Fril)17:23 No.4320359 File: 1353709422048 gif-(1.74 MB, 177x150, nic.gif) Replies: 2 43203514 Anonymous 11/23/"2(Fri)17 24 No.43203608 File: 1353709460129 ing-(118 KB, 500x409, 1337031331841.jpg) Replies:-43203514 >> Anonymous 11123" 2(Fri)17:24 No.43203622 File: (42 KB, 193x217, bear clap.gif) Anonymous 11/23/ 2(Fri)17:27 No.43203732 Read them with King of the Hill voices Lold, 9/10. >> O Anonymous 11123" 2(Fri)17:28 No.43203755 Reples:ー3203822 File: 1353709694948 ing-(42 KB, 485x388, Cotton_Hill.jpg) Well, if it aint my sissy-bay son an' his Earthling family >Goku Dad? What are you doing here. I thought you were sent back in time? Don't sass me boy. Ive got half a mind to whoop your keister right now and the other half to look for a lady friend for the night Crimeny boy, grow a spine. I Iived plenty of genecides when planet Vegeta was around. I KILLED 50 SPECIES. Course, then Frieza came and blew up the planet, but even that couldn't stop me. No, I went back in time and whooped his Grandaddy' behind since he wasn't born yet. Became the first Super-saiyan. Yes dad. I know. >Bardock DO YOU NOW? Well it didnt stop you from going double S yourself. Took you long enough though. Hell, even your own son learned how to be a Super Saiyan younger than you But dad, it's something in the humans that enhances our species ability to >Bardock Dont gimme none of that theory mumbo jumbo. Youre a chump. And you always will be. Now where's my drink? Replies: 43203822 Anonymous 11/23/. 2(Fri)17:33 No.43203931 Replies: File: 13537100177231凶45 KB. 209x212, khanoipg) 320353 >> □ Anonymous 11123" 2(Fri)17:34 No.43203953 File: 13537100689851凶412 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg) What? You think jus 'cause I Asian that I'm gonna be a part of this crap. You hillbillies are bunch of morons watching that Japanese anime. I watch HB0 and AMC like normal person. Replies: ->143203a31$