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Do Ponies Use Toilets? by Pony-Berserker EVER SINCE LAUREN FAUST'S INFAMOUS TWEET ABOUT PONIES TOILET CUSTOMS, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ARGUING IF PONIES USE TOILETS, OR NOT. TO END THOSE DISCUSSIONS, WE DECIDED TO ASK THE MAIN SX PONIES ONE SIMPLE QUESTION DO YOU HAVE A TOILET IN YOUR HOUSE? A TOILET? TEE-HEE! YOU MEAN "BEHIND SUGARCUBE CORNER?" uM... I DON'T HAVE A TOILET IN MY COTTAGE. THEY ARE DANGEROUS-ONE OF CRITTERS COULD 6ET INSIDE AND DROWN... WHEN I NEED TO, um, yOU-KNOW-WHAT, I... uM... FERTILIZE THE PLANTS THAT GROVw IN THE FOREST NEARBY. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MOST PONIES DO... RIGHT? RIGHT? EEEK! ABOUT THAT... I GUESS TOILETS IN THE CLOUDS WOULD BE TRICKY, HEH WELL, THERE IS A REASON WHY NOPONY LIVES DIRECTLY UNDER CLOUDSDALE, RIGHT? BUT I uSUALLY CHECK IP THERE'S ANYPONY UNDER THE CLOUD I'M SITTING ON WE HAVE AN OUTHOUSE IN THE ORCHARD. THE APPLES ARE CIVILIZED PONIES AFTER ALL. OF COURSE I DO HAVE A TOILET! IT WAS DESIGNED FOR ME BY THE BEST CRAFTPONIES FROm MANEHATTAN. IT WAS VERY EXPENSIVE I HAD TO TAKE A HUGE LOAN TO AFFORD IT BUT IT WAS WORTH EVERY SINGLE BIT! AND NOW I OWN THE ONLY FLUSH TOILET IN PONYVILLE. EVEN THOSE NOBLE PONIES IN CANTERLOT STILL USE CHAMBER POTS. I SIMPLY CANNOT IMAGINE HOW ONE COULD USE SOMETHING SO UNCOUTH OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE A TOILET! WHy WOULD ANYPONY KEEP SOMETHING SO DIRTY IN THEIR OWN HOUSE? AND I DON'T EVEN NEED ONE I USUALLY TELEPORT MY BUSINESS TO TRIXIE'S CARRIAGE BEFORE IT HITS THE FLOOR CAUSE I'M pony-berserker.deviantart.com

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