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Uploaded by Rukario Feb 18, 2013 at 12:44AM EST
Origin Entry: Shrek
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Uploaded by Rukario Feb 18, 2013 at 12:44AM EST
Origin Entry: Shrek
File type: jpg
Resolution: (500px x 316px)
File size: 90.2 KB
![File 136089127586 ipg (5.91KB, 200x178, download jpg) □ P--- in Boots 13/02/14(Thu)17:21 No. 16468 Reply] >Be me in 8th grade >Be in school Be valentines day Girl comes in to deliver valentines day things gives me one >Dude wat >To: Anon From: Anonymous >Open it >It smells like onions >There's a message inside "Shold'y cheked urself b4 u shrekd urself Door bursts open Shrek walks in THIS IS MAI SWAHMP" >Grabs hot girl in corner and rips her in half Message too long. Click here to view the full text. >> Galaxy 13/02/14(Thu)17:52 No. 16471 O/Shrek Not enough Shrek, I'm guessing you're from 4chan and are invading our swamp. Leave before you make me go our savior go into OGRELOADI >> □ Shrekchapel 13/02/14(Thu)18:16 No.16474 16468 S--- shrektual is s--- 1/10 >> □ Ogretistic 13/02/14(Thu)20:51 No. 16482 I bet you've never had a shreksual experience Faggo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/499/505/747.jpg "747.jpg")
![FhLAN File 134975914745 png (17.04KB. 465x406 pawnstarsshrek.png) SORepldErst 100 posts □ IRL Shrek Stories Thread Part2 P--- in Boots 12/10/08(Mon)2205 No. 9348 Last 50 posts] >Be 13, at a friend's sleepover >We finish the night of vidya by watching Shrek 1 and 2 sWake up in the middle of the night because someone is touching my peeny and breathing heavily down my neck. Smells like onions >Think it's my friend's dad, but too scared to say anything Eventually j--- in my sleeping bag. "I hope you enjoyed this shrexual encounter as much as I did." See a large green figure escape through an open window. 240 posts and 61 images omitted. Click Reply to view P--- in Boots 13/02/15(Fri)08:39 No. 16496 File 136094638116 jng (13.43KB, 304x171, url jpg) Be 14 sWith my best friend >Hey you wanna watch a movie" s"fuckyeah" look through his pleb DVD collection Noshrek >No Shrek at all demand that we go to Blockbuster to rent Shrek 2 on DVD >l tell his mom >His mom says it's too late get really mad, break his sister's barbies and replace them with old onions while everyones asleep >Pour out all their shampoo and conditioner, replace it with onionade ewhen everyone wakes up they see what I've done >I'm hiding in the pantry shat everywhere because f--- them e to view the full text](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/499/504/d73.jpg "d73.jpg")
