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File: 1359573042363ipg-(23 KB, 256x400, God.jpg) Anonymous (ID: z1A5jSZy) 01/30/13(Wed)14:10:42 No.454891406 >Be 26 n love with Shrek. >Wake up on a Monday, late for college >Put on my Shrek underwear, ogre gloves, and Shrek mask. >Get in, everyone laughs at me for being late and ogrewhelming them with my swamp-stench >theyrejustfuckingjealous.jpeg >One guy says the Shrek films were okay. "8.8", he says >l cry because I'm ogreemotional >Shrek heard them >Earth starts shaking >Everyone stops laughing and gets worried >Shrek runs through the wall and grabs a kid by the pigtails >"It's ogre for you, Farquaad." >Hammer-throws student which bores a hole into the wall >8.8-guy screams out "I'm sorry! I didn't mean i-" >Shrek roars with anger and bashes the guy's face in with his colossal ogre-schlong >Shrek then e--------- his acidic love-cream all over the wall >Donkey and Dragon break through the roof leaving concrete blocks to crush the remaining students >Im the only survivor in the hall >Crying tears of joy for the life I've been blessed with. >l look up and tell Shrek I want to be an ogre, too >" left a wee surprise in your swamp!" >Whole school is evacuating, I run over to my Shrek locker. >There's stuffed mud frogs and onion layers in my locker >Eat them and turn green with power >Rush home with my incredible ogre-speed, while thanking Shrek for my existence I'm an ogre now, Ib/. You better check yourself, or you might just get SHREKD!

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