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AT&T LTE 12:24 PM 50% E ) Messages+1 (720) 388-1...Edit FaceTime Add Contact Text Message Dec 14, 2012, 11:45 AM I'm David. Your contact last month has .w。N*. Go to FAJJHAKKEG and try - 6426 Dec 14, 2012, 12:08 PM Wut? l don't know who this is? David? From like 2nd grade?! Dude I haven't talked to you in forever! H-------- man! How have you been?! I heard you got married to Karen. Dude, that's awesome I'll admit it was a little weird for me when you two started dating given our history, but I'm so stoked for you I mean, she was like my girlfriend for 9 years and we were engaged Then you know I lost my job because of my drinking problem And then lost our house because of my cocaine problem And then there's the fact l started beating her senseless because I was lashing out and she was the always the closet thing around that made me feel better when I hit it... lol does she still walk with that limp after I pushed her down the stairs? God, memories man, ya know? Actually don't tell her l said that. She probably won't think it's funny. She doesn't really talk to me anymore. How did her reconstructive jaw surgery go At least is made her fat ass skinny because she had to eat through a straw right?! lolll you owe me a beer for that one dude. l still have a lot of her stuff actually She got that restraining order against me so l didn't know what to do with it so it's just in a box sitting in the middle of my barren living room. Sometimes when I pick up a bottle and skip out on my AA meetings I just sit here and stare at it. It's actually making me kinda sad right now. No one could burn a TV dinner or take a hit like her you know? Damn, I shouldn't have looked inside this box. All this stuff and memories I want her back David Dude, stop Then don't text me this stupid contest s--- a------ O Text Message Send A SDF GH J K L 123 space return

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Dear Anonymous Passerby, Don't worry, you're safe now! Your act of casual cruelty was successful. The complaint you lodged with the HOA was heard. They had me take down the small treefort that I built on this location with my sons during the pandemic. No longer will its presence offend your walk) past my house. Please enjoy your stroll free from the sound of my children's play and laughter. They are safely back inside now, watching television I'm sure. Enjoy the unobstructed view of my backyard. I will try to keep it up to code. Best, -Dave
Rylee @RyleeMoser FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen's 7 pound p------------ devil worshipping chihuahua
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