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Origin Entry: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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Uploaded by Unraveler Oct 25, 2012 at 05:51PM EDT
Origin Entry: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
File type: jpg
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File size: 699 KB
![← -> C fi à boards4chan,org/mip/res/4596541 1-1 o 7qww08m9s 09/21/12(Fri)12:43 No 46042641 ▼] >>4604285 >>4604290 >>4604334 [-) Anonymous 09/21/12(Frijo1 00 No. 4597926/ ▼)245979蓬224597962 MG 00711ling (195 KB, 720x960) igdb google Full Expand lImages nus ing (13 KB, 206x OP has been gone for 20 minutes now 얇 C Anonymous 09/20/120Thu)23:56 No 4596541 Hes either doing some thorough door knocking, or he's been shanked There's six pages of this s---. The more I look at it the more creeped out I get. I'm going to go shred them now have a few of the pony blindbags on my dresser In the back, i's not terribly noticeable l-] Anonymous 09/21/12(Fnjo1.08 No 4598093 [▼] 224590118 224590134 Shes we don't talk much. Not that we hate each other, we just have itle in common she's a huge gamer, usually spends all his free time in the dorm im u 1-1 O Anonymous 09/21/12Fn)12:45 No 4604285 [ ▼] )01:09 No 4590111 [▼] 224598104 volder you died? one day I have to retrieve some papers I forgot on my desk HA up to the )01.09 No. 4598115 Should have stripped down and started playing ponies with him ] Anonymous 09/21/12(Fin1 09 No 4598118 [▼] 224598134 >>4598140 roommate is siting on the ground, with nothing but stained underwear on, playing with my blindbag toys OP's roommate sounds like my kind of guy he looks shocked for a moment, but then he springs up, grabs a notebook from his desk, and shoves it into my hands he starts yelling about how m a lar 1-1 it's a log of every time I entered and exited the dorm, going back four weeks >he's still yeling, demanding to know why I'm in the dorm at this "unheard of hour ho nol Seriously, it could be useful to have them, or at least a photocopy. is dead. Or he c out of the 1-1 O OP '7qwv08m9s 09/21/12(Fri)12 48 No 4604312 lr] close the door havent been back to the dorm or him for a few hours now 1-1 O De 09/21/12(Fn)01. 23 No 4598368 [▼-224598396 224598398 224598410 224598415 224598442 (179 KB, 960x720) igdb goge I'm at a loss. What should I do here OP here, I found him, he's sleeping in a friend's room. His friend answered the door, we didn't wake him up. I still dont know where the rest of the ponies are, but t I guess. Il just tuck them away somewhere, or something. This whole thing is winding down, though. My roommate has already moved his bedsheets and computer to his friend's room [-] O Anonymous 0920/12(Thu)23 58 No.4596585 [▼] 224596669 Im afraid there was no mortal combat or anything wut I was honestly kind of concemed about my own safety. Keeping a log of my comings and goings, for any reason, is sort of creepy Locking the door is The fire alarm just went off for some reason. brb [-) E] OP !7quwd8/m3s 09/21/12(Fr)13 10 No 4604566 [▼] 224504612 224504572 09/21/12(Fr100 04 No 4596714 [r] Yeah Im not going to shred them. think I will tell the RA, and recommend he gets some sort of... counseling? Therapy? Whatever sort of help that would straighten this guy out. I mean, he has friends and stuff, but I sort of question Go back, see what state the guy is in, report back to this thread 1-1 E臦09/21/12Frijo1:30 No 4598490 [▼] 224598504 224598529 224599600 Okay the fire alarm was because some dickbucket made some thunderously bumt popcom.I could smell it a hundred feet away from the building [ . I De 09/21/12(Fri)00 08 No 4596790 [▼| 224596926 224596941 So I talked to the RA and yes, they'll give him a new room assignment (he suggested it to me anyway so he should be okay with it) and yes, theyll get him some sort of social skills El m7qww08/mes 09/21/12(Fri)01 37 No 4598573 [ ▼-224598583 224598604 224598609 Give me like five minutes At least they're not using fugly Pony Generator OCs, using a different pose each picture not s some recolor from a H E OP 09/21/12(Fr)00:16 No. 4596986/ ▼] >24597002 >>4597013 224697027 >>4597040 224597134 224598336 MG 0067 ing (231 KB, 960x720) idh google He isnt here. I'm kind of woried now No l just asked if he was in there, and he was. He didn't ask any details, Im not sure he knows l had 5 blind bags: Lyra, Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy, and one other (Cherry Bubble" or something). Im only seeing Lyra. I assumed as much. lI wait for like twenty minutes but aftfer that I have to get some sleep [ . ] E OP 17QWw08mds 1971/12(Fri)01:37 № 4598583 [ ▼ ] MG 0070 11ipg (176 KB, 960x720) iqdh geogle H E e 09/21/12(Frijo 21 No. 4597102/ ▼] 22459711 >>4597127 My Little Roommate Okay, the one that isnt Lyra and who isn't one of the Mane Six was on the foor in a corner Neither of them are wet (or smell), but he might of washed them a few hours ago. The sink is dry too. 95 1-1 E Anonymous 09/21/12(Fri)00:22 No 4597118 [▼12>4597152 H E] 0PI7qww08/m9s 09/21/12Fri)I1 44 No. 4598664 [▼] 224598缸2245995 224599588 But where are the rest? If I were you rd confront my roommate and beat him with a soap in a sock. Anonymous 09/21/12(Fr)00:23 No 4597127 [▼| g (31 KB, 367x390) ig geogle Why was he in his crusty underwear, also how disturbed were you? 9/21/12Fri00 23 No Well what else do you call someone that does s--- like that? -1 Anonymous 09/21/12/Fn)00.25 No 459716224597212 224597225 we see pics of this di i be going to bed the hour. He's still not here. rig the door so it knocks over a plate or something when opened Hopefully it doesnt, because I wouldnt be able to explain that with anything other than 7 was araid you'd shiv me in my sleep town. 1-1ロ0PTqvw08rm3s 09/21/12Fri01 45 No 4598667 [▼] 224599692 He has to come back sometimes He cant hide forever (200 KB, 960x720) igdb google The roommate is assigned by the college, it's based on where you previausly lived. He and I are both from the same state. My previous roommate was a totaly normal person for the entire eight I've sort of planned out how Iil approach him. Maybe something like it's okay to play with pony toys, I do it occasionally too [I don't]. it isn't strange at all But you really should respect other people's Id then offer to buy him a toy or something. [-1 E 0e 09/21/12Fn)00 32 No 4597292 [ ▼)24597309 224597327 224597328 224597336 224597400 224597401 It's 10:30 PM right now so Im actually kind of worried about him. 1-1 E罒7qwwd8/mes 09/21/12(Fn)02 03 No 45 98882 [▼)24590926 224598939 224600043 | EDe 09/21/12(FriJO0:35 No 4597363 | ▼ ] 224597420 224597423 >>4597436 >>4597437 224597799 l just noticed that the boxes are made out of isometric graph paper He's a sociology major. He should have no reason to have such graph paper He even used MY What am I supposed to say, "keep your fithy c-- stained hands off of my girly toys? paper to make the baxes. I don't know how he'd react to anything. I mean, he's obviously not well adjusted. What Im planning is, in my opinion, least likely to start anything I will consider a roommate reassignment though | , ] L OP 09/21/12(Frijo036 № 4597394 [▼] 22459743 Inl ask for him to give them to me, arguing that it's a breach of my privacy. ni just tear them up or something He does have friends (a gaming club on campus) but I dont know any of their numbers. I really have to go to sleep now. It's been twenty minutes, he still hasnt shown up, so I dont think he will.l update everyone tomorrow, in the atemoon because classes □| oe 09/21/12(Fri)00:41 No 4597513 [▼] 22459754z >>4597554 22459757 □ Anonymous 09/21/120Frijo0:36 No 4597400 [r] 224597513 ust kill me now ong (82 KB, 304x352) ind g0gle HERP DERP I M WORRIED ABUTT HIM BUT ILL KEEP ON TALKIN TO SOME STANGARS ON TEH INTORNETS AND NOT CALL THE POLICE THAT A AUTISTIC MAN IS ON THE LOOSE OR ANYTHING ROLF IAM So he came to the dom at 4:00AM (goddammit). He had to knock on the door, he actually left his keycard in the room. He apologized for "creeping me out", I then said that it isnt creepy to play with dolls or anything (t is), but the logbook really is, and he should respect people's property Fortunately he understood, and he gave me the logbook ni shred it up later because what the actual tuck He also gave me the other toys, boil them all later, but he claims he t do m not so sure the police are the cormect people to contact right now. In all likelihood he's at a friend's dorm. He isn't crazy, just awkward, really awkward (if you couldn't tell) He claims that he's on a new antidepressant that he started taking in late August. I said it might nat be working out (1 sort of think that's a false excuse but I do find it hard to believe anyone can act ike this without some sort freaky drug). □ Anonymous 09/21/12(Frijo0:30 No 4597438 [▼] 224597501 224597513 Anyway, he says he's really, really, really sorry, and embarrassed, and he needs to figure himself out", and that he'll probably move in with a friend of his who has a double to himself. He also does not watch the show (except for the first few episodes), but likes the ponies designs/personalities, and his favonite pony is Ranty (Tm sorry Rarifags) Knock on doors. Shoot out e-mails. Check acebook There's gotta be some guy who knows guys you can call if the campus directory fails you So that talk went pretty well. Except for the whole 4AM thing. I need to get to class now I think InI do this. The g thing. Everyone uses cellphones, I doubt they'll be in any sort of directory](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/424/093/bec.png "bec.png")
![102 KB, 277x342) igdb google 88□ Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)03:01 No.4474129 Reply][▼] Say you can place your mind in Big Mac's body for twenty four hours. His mind would float in another dimension during that day while your body stays comatose. When the time has passed, all goes back to normal Now, you have a whole day piloting Big Mac's body, and that includes his UNSTOPPABLE C---. You can r--- whoever you want, including Apple Bloom, because nothing can stop his juggernaut of a dong. You could f--- the entire town But of course you know you'll ruin his life. He'd wake up being a r-----, he'd be hated by all and would have to leave the town he love so much or take his own life, all because of you damaged every squishy hole you wanted with the Red Rod. Would you? +58 posts and 15 image replies omitted. Click here to view [-] □ Anonymous 09/14/12(Fn) 14:54 No. 4479734 [ ▼ ] >>4479804 >>4479838 >>4479855 >>4479888 1347464289903 gif (Spoiler, 274 KB, 275x200) iqdb google >Be Big Mac >Think erotic thought:s Get boner >Walk through town with Boner dragging in the dirt creating mounds >All the ladies follow >Do this around the country Stop >Hammertime >Sew apple tree seeds into my mass D--- ploughed holes with c--- strapped hammerhead going backwards along my Schlong trail Women still follow get to the start agairn >Stop S> >Ah'nee thin Ah >F--- each and every one of them over the parts I sewed >When I finish, wait for them to let their bowels out all over my Dickploughhole >Keep doing this across the country once more >Apple trees grow everywhere >They are white We dub them Apples of the plough and all who eat them either go into heat, become aroused, or has their feritlity increase >As the apples of the plough all are eaten equally across the country >Out of all the women I f----- the child that bores the largest penis will become >And he shall one day too receive a boner and plough the surfaces anew >The women will come to the farm and buck for the rest of their days can help you fyane ladies with? my apprentice Many will bring us offerings of sex, wine and fund for our orchards in exchange for good fortune >On my deathbed I walk to the top of Canterlot's mountain and E-------- one last time going EYEEEUUUP >My load solidifies and encases my corpse upon the mountain, forever immortalised | Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)15:01 No.4479804 [▼] 1326749346241 png (208 KB, 420x307) igdb google 09/14/12(Fri)15:04 No.4479838 [▼] dancan.gif (518 KB, 500x275) igdb google 4479734 And so, the □ Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)15.05 No.4479855 [ ▼ ] (33 KB, 600x456) igdb google legend of uuuude Best. Episode □ CapperGeneral 09/14/12(Fri)15:08 No 4479888 [▼] bonerplow was born (978 KB, 308x289) igdb google >4479734 THE F--- WAS THAT Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)15:13 No.4479935 P> bonerwhy jpg Derpy(C) 09/14/12(Fri)15:15 No.4479955 [▼] tumblr lg34kvGsSm1 (148 KB, 500x355) igdb google >4479734 I cried of laughter And I would totally hang out with the mane 6 and then find derpy and hang out with her the rest of the day No r--- or harm done](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/424/092/07c.png "07c.png")
