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$The Joy of Tech by Nitrozac&Snaggy A breakdown of Facebook's billion people. Fake accounts used by teenagers to fool their parents. 167,785,962 accounts that Mark Zuckerberg created with bots, from February 4, 2004 to yesterday Fake accounts used by workers to fool their boss. 7,620 accounts that the Winklevoss twins hand-created over the years to stay on Facebook, because Zuck keeps blocking them Fake accounts used by spouses to fool their spouse. Fake accounts used by anyone smart enough to know not to give your real info to Facebook Accounts used by businesses to stalk and troll other businesses. Accounts you had to make because your mom forgot her password Accounts for stalking exes. Deleted accounts re-activated accidentally because it's so fracking impossible to permanently delete Pets on Facebook. Real people on Facebook an account! Accounts rarely used because you friended way too many people at first and you had to start a new account of just your real friends. WHEW! THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER! THE THOUGHT OF A BILLION PEOPLE WASTING THEIR TIME ON FACEBOOK WAS SO DEPRESSING! joyoftech.com 2012 Geek Cul$