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Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)01:29 No.26028131 Hide [!] File 583.png-(8 KB, 197x217, 833incontainment.png) regex igdb saucenao tineye SCP-833 Class: Euclid CONTAINMENT PROCEEDURES SCP-833 is to be kept in a standard 10x10x10m room complete with furnishings for standard humanoid SCPs. This room is to be guarded by two (2) armed guards with Level 2 clearance and who have a strong dislike of cats. Requests made by SCP-833 may be approved by any Level 4 researchers Under no circumstances is SCP-833 to come into contact with SCP-529, SCP-607, SCP-637, SCP-2558-J or SCP-2559-J. During Event 833-A, all personel interacting with SCP-833 are to be restrained by the two guards outside of SCP-833's cell for one (1) hour. DESCRIPTION SCP-833 is a humanoid female between 10-13 years of age. Subject is noted to have grey skin, yellow eyes, sharp teeth and two horns protruding from her head. Other than these noted anomalies, SCP-833 appears externally human. Biopsy however has revealed [REDACTED]. Intelligence and physical tests have proven SCP-833 to be mildly autistic, though physically fit. Feral tendencies including [REDACTED] have led researches to believe that SCP-833 was raised in the wild SCP-833 is perfectly capable of speech, though researchers and those present note that prolonged listening to SCP-833 causes migranes and minor nasuea. This effect is not memetic, SCP-833 is just annoying At random intervals, SCP-833 will loudly announce "UPDATE" regardless of who is present at the current time. Those within earshot of this event (Known as 833-A) will become unreasonably violent, and attempt to harm SCP-833 To date, SCP-833 has requested A cat (Denied) Milk (Approved) A canvas, paints, and the intimate knowledge of all on-site staff relationships (Partially approved) Another cat (denied) 3 cats (Denied) A bucket (Approved, then subsequently denied, see addendum 833-2) 50 cats (Denied)

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Your name is CURTIS YARVIN, but most people know you by your awesome online psue donym ME NCIUS MOLDBUG. You are the leading figure of the NEORE ACTIONARY MOVEMENT, abbreviated as NRx. Your hobbies are METAP OLITICS, OBSCURE HISTORY , and CRYP TOCURRENCIES. You're also best friends with a rad bodybuilding philosopher named BRONZE AGE PERVERT. (At least that' s what he calls himself online. Psue donyms are pretty common on this side of the net.) What will you do next? > Pester BAP.

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Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)01:29 No.26028131 Hide [!] File 583.png-(8 KB, 197x217, 833incontainment.png) regex igdb saucenao tineye SCP-833 Class: Euclid CONTAINMENT PROCEEDURES SCP-833 is to be kept in a standard 10x10x10m room complete with furnishings for standard humanoid SCPs. This room is to be guarded by two (2) armed guards with Level 2 clearance and who have a strong dislike of cats. Requests made by SCP-833 may be approved by any Level 4 researchers Under no circumstances is SCP-833 to come into contact with SCP-529, SCP-607, SCP-637, SCP-2558-J or SCP-2559-J. During Event 833-A, all personel interacting with SCP-833 are to be restrained by the two guards outside of SCP-833's cell for one (1) hour. DESCRIPTION SCP-833 is a humanoid female between 10-13 years of age. Subject is noted to have grey skin, yellow eyes, sharp teeth and two horns protruding from her head. Other than these noted anomalies, SCP-833 appears externally human. Biopsy however has revealed [REDACTED]. Intelligence and physical tests have proven SCP-833 to be mildly autistic, though physically fit. Feral tendencies including [REDACTED] have led researches to believe that SCP-833 was raised in the wild SCP-833 is perfectly capable of speech, though researchers and those present note that prolonged listening to SCP-833 causes migranes and minor nasuea. This effect is not memetic, SCP-833 is just annoying At random intervals, SCP-833 will loudly announce "UPDATE" regardless of who is present at the current time. Those within earshot of this event (Known as 833-A) will become unreasonably violent, and attempt to harm SCP-833 To date, SCP-833 has requested A cat (Denied) Milk (Approved) A canvas, paints, and the intimate knowledge of all on-site staff relationships (Partially approved) Another cat (denied) 3 cats (Denied) A bucket (Approved, then subsequently denied, see addendum 833-2) 50 cats (Denied)

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