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RULE #034-ABOUT LOVE, GENETIC, PASSION AND PONIFICATION: IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE CHOICE OF YOUR LIFE It may be that the relationship between human and pony comes close to physical involvement. Our government supports inter-species love. and We know that humans are extremely adaptable. The love that humans possesses come to be more intense than the love of the ponies. This love is very similar to the passion doing the humans capable of fall love with any conscious and intelligent creatures, if they live together for a long time. be ponies or... other creatures who does not matter. The foundation of a relationship is the coexistence. And it can happen to a pony fal in love with a human being too. That was more frequent than previously imagined, almost like a mass effect. So we had to take s do not want you to think that we would prohibit the relationship between a couple of different species. But, unfortunately, more detailed studies and simulations have shown us that the genes of humans. exhibit a dearee of compatibility with the genes of the equines. This could possibly generate anomalies in your descendents, that would bring your children to a difficult life because their bodies do not would adapt to the environment. And her social life would be very complicated, because not even belong to the human world, or the world of ponies Due to the possibility of genetic accidents, our government created Now, let to the options that may forever change your life. dont worry. a division to deal with attempts of physical relationship. It is in the banish him from Equestria is not an option. We are not a "dictatorship of Area-34, and we call this D.P.S. DIUISION OF PASSION SISTERS. love." If you're in a relationship, they think thev are serious, ou will be A unit formed by females unicorns with much and extensive study in the area of relationships. You must be wondering, how can they prevent an attempted physical contact. It's pretty simple. Remember we mentioned that our Princess Celestia magically marked you? His "signature magicaľ" not only serves to analyze your level of love. also serves to detect if it will rise to the level passion, which is the point where reason seems to Option Three-The more complicated option. If vou do not want to give be lost. At this point, you and your partner will be visited by a pair love you feel for vour partner then, we have no more options. You wil of Passion Sisters, that will teleport to your location in seconds, bringing you two to Area-34. where you will be taken to a psycholo- That's right, we have developed a technique of a permanent magical gist who will explain details of the situation in which you two are about to enter. offered the following options: experience in magic Option one Breaking the relationship with your partner and suppress that feeling of passion within you. You will be transfer to another city and integrated into a new family of ponies Option two Being moved to live and work in the Area-34. back to our program to integrate of human encounters, where you can find a pair appropriate to your bioloay be taken to the Proiect Cinderella laboratory, which you will be PONIFIED! physical transformation. You will be transformed on a pony FOREVER And you will have to stay in Equestria for the rest of your life. But think on the positive side. vou can marry with your ereat love and have a family with healthy and happy foals. Note Don't worrv, the Passion Sisters come to you two before you even have time to exchange simple a kiss. So now you are aware of all this WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?

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