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![File :1202463334.ipg-(4 KB, 146x109, depewdj5.jpg) 02/08/08(Fn)04:35:34 No.53299049 Story time b/( My hot advisor found out I like her. Pic related. Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew and as you can see she's pretty hot. The picture doesn't really do her justice but they're all I've got at the moment. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started. Firstly, I walked into office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of hnch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished. Oh, hey, what are you eating?" Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday." Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this? Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods...you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff." Yeah, I like food too." facepalm* Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is ...'depewissexy.. >> □ 02/08/08(Fn)04:36:12 No.53299084 Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says, "In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want keep to yoursehf. I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks. She was eating Salmon. She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself. Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human. >> □ 02/08/08(Fri)04:37:30 No.53299155 Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the ofice as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter >> 02/08/08(Fn)04:38:08 No. 532991 87 F-----' Lol 02/08/08(Fr)04:38:19 No.53299197 i f------ lol'd >02/08/08 Fr)04:38:32 No.53299212 Caught me completely off guard 02/0808Fri)04:39:40 No.53299267 File 1202463580.gif-(54 KB, 361x365, 1199743000374.gif) did you make her bear cry? >> [] 02/08/08(Fn)04:40:55 No.53299331 53299049 I lol'd so hard >> 02/08/08(Fn)04:41:48 No.53299380 F----- epic win](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/259/751/222.jpeg "222.jpeg")
![Anonymous 09/11/09(Fri)13:02:00 No. 159641110 Reply] Hey F------ My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any p----? mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "j------- to naked drawn Japanese people"? 1 also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening Pic Related: It's me and my bitch posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view 「Anonymous 09/11/09(Fri)13:11:24 No.159643135 15964 159541 >15964225 >15964265 S> Samefag, or the most retarded newfags ever 「 Anonymous 09/11/09(Fri)13:12:01 No. 159643252 File 1252689121ipg-(76 KB, 766x511) 「 Anonymous 09/11/09(Fri) 13:12:35 No. 159643348 File1252689155 ipg-(12 KB, 180x187) Hey F------, My name is Josef, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my stupid pictures. I will r--- everything in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any of my daughter's p----? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of my daughter on facebook Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've refurnished my basement, and have seven kids/grandkids. What have you done, other than "j------- to naked drawn japanese people"? I get laid ANY time I want, and I have a banging hot daughter (I just r---- her, S--- was SO quid). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening Pic Related: It's me and my bitch](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/017/951/4chan.png "4chan.png")
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