How to Tell if Your Cat Is Trying to Kill You. | Cats | Know Your Meme

How to tell iF your cat is plotting to kill you Kneading on you You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses Excessive shoveling ofkitty litter After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room This is practice For burying bodies. Staring Contests If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow Bringing you dead animals This isn't a gift. It's a warning Throwing up gras:s Through this painful feeding and purging process cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat. Hiding in dark places and watching you Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat. Sleeping on your electronics Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt al communications to the outside world Sprinting at light speed out o any room you enter When your cat does this, it's actually a failed ambush

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