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Retzl RLAM leik a ar Authors Note I woke up in my coffin Me and Draco flew to The Forbbiden Forest We had sex Dumblydore found us Mah Dumblydore swears cuz he had a headache Sex was ruined We walked back home I had Count Chocula wiff Blood and more Blood I put on red& black nail polish I met Vampire Potter ODraLo Me and Draco had more sex BUT THAT BASTARD HAD SEX WITH (I orgasmed) eanis So I told him to f--- off and he probably had AIDS anyway Omg they make out and stuff Omg Im so mad at them both Draco chased me with his big thingie but I didn't care This is B'loody Mary but she doesn't really matter I went back to the place where I lost my virtillity to Draco And then Voldemort gave me a gun!

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Cbapter I Cbapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 5 Chapter6 Chapter Io Cbapteru Cbapter 12 Cbapter i5 Chapter Chapter i Cbapter ls nso serry B Cbapter l9 SIm nut okay i promise Cbapter 2o Cbapter 22 Cbapter 2s Chapter zi Cbapter z3 6 Cbapter 34 Chapter 37 Chapter 39 Chapter 39/40 ^Chapter 30/40 Chapter I Am trolling Genoius, lolz Quoring Ebony... and a marching thong that said goffik gurl on the butr". Quoring Ebony...again... T pur on a lak fisbnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt Chapter 42 da blak parade db
lesbiankrolia hey I keep seeing these "2017 Tumblr" compilation posts and it seems like everyone is deliberately leaving out the part where we all thought the author of My Immortal was finally found and that she was a Native American lesbian author who wrote the fanfic as part joke and part desperate attempt to find her long lost brother while she was in high school and that she was going to publish a memoir in 2018 and Buzzfeed covered it and everything but then some people, one who was supposedly her aformentioned brother, on f------ Kiwifarms of all things, started poking holes in her story and then she deleted and dropped off the face of the earth. because it seems like everyone is trying to pretend like it never happened but it happened.
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