What is it, Oltyx? An age-old accord between the royal house and the cryptek conclaves, which gave the sorcerers their exalted status - in exchange for relinquishing all control over canopteks to the crown. Our crypteks are forbidden from interacting with them, via an unbreakable seal on their executive buffers.' 'Why?' 'Paranoia on the part of my esteemed phaeron and matriarch, Anathrosis of the Black Star. A paranoia which has paid off, in fairness." 'I thought Anathrosis was your patriarch?" asked Oltyx, briefly distracted by won- dering if he had misremembered this detail of the seccession war. "That changed.' 'I see. But Zultanekh... if you are of the royal line, can you not see to the trebuchet yourself?' 'Would I? Gladly. Do I know how canopteks work? No. None of us do.' THE TWICE-DEAD KING REIGN NATE CROWLEY

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