My bio I'm a single mom who spends her free time getting tea with friends, painting No architecture, and reading romance novels. I value open communication, a sense of humor, you not telling me after a 10-year relationship that you're actually gay (let's call it honesty), and tons of affection.

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Lauren, 21 arms dealer 6 miles away hands down the best catch on tinder face 10/10 body 9/10 personality 20/10 arms 1/2 F1

Lydia We'll get along if You let me take the piss out of you Been to hospital for this before. Wasn't fun. Very painful Done

7:47 1 There's a catch tho I charge tho ****** Share your name and photo? What do you mean What + : You said you too What does that mean? That's crazy, me too. What do you charge? Share 65 iMessage I'm playing with you. Oh boy. What's that? How much do you charge? I also charge. Nobody rides this ride for free. But maybe we can figure out something and just call it even for the both of us. x

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Reasonable

All I ask is that you please do not talk to me if ur ex is alive i already have a lot going on

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Accepted defeat

< 5:39 1 Instagram YOU MATCHED WITH ON 11/8/24 Hi mommy 4 Ew immediately unmatching Dang but I understand Sent

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At least she's honest

Active in the last 2h Things in common Also has kids Hostile woman seeking unfulfilling future divorce and co dependency. Searching for whining with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots and lots of expectations. Bonus points if you just finished dating every girl in town but want to take it slow with me. I'm open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long drawn out decent into bo and misery 5' 3" Has kids College degree

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Red flag

IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE Q Looking for Lon pi

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She's 31

I am looking for an older lady (cougar) Do you accept?

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Alright...

❝ About Me 6'3+ ONLY (literally a requirement for me to swipe right.) I'm 5'9.5 so yes I'm picky about height Princess treatment or nothing. Message me first! BPD girlie so unless you can love me at my best and worst, don't bother. Don't waste my time or you'll find out the hard way why my favourite playlist is called Rage.

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Dang

Today 6:37 PM Mama trying to be w tonight? Your d is not big enough to talk to me that way. Lower your voice. Sent Heard that. Alright let's start again. Hey gorgeous, any plans for the holiday weekend? Type a message... SEND

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Mhm..

AT&T LTE 6:08 PM 167% NOONLIGHT Want backup on every date? Connect Noonlight to your Tinder account. S12345 AM Let's hangout Yesterday 11:18 AM Sit on my face?? Big oof > Yesterday 1:05 PM Definitely not + Sent Sorry wrong message Today 6:08 PM Hey so that was my buddy who sent St that message ^^ Type a message GIF Send

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Leaving her wondering...

Today 12:13 AM wanna be dissiapointed and impressed at the same time? Uh sure? Today 3:28 PM The time it takes me to solve the Rubiks cube is about the same amount as I last in bed Well that could mean anything

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Ouch

tinder -1 like Likes sent Top Picks

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22, for sure

22:08 22 16% A Q Looking for Short-term fun Essent ✓ 20 km away Invite friends to be your Matchmaker ||| Invite

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The irony

07:41 0 K GIF ? Domino's Ok 5% Sat, Nov 2, 15:37 Who has the best pizza in viv? Sun, Nov 3, 21:30 :'( Unfortunately, I understand It's hard for me to find a good pizza here unless I make it. What are you on Tinder for? Saturday 03:46 Communication Saturday 06:39 With one word at a time? What a joke. Type a message... ||| О く Sent SEND

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Tinder - I wonder why her last relationship ended...

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My bio I'm a single mom who spends her free time getting tea with friends, painting No architecture, and reading romance novels. I value open communication, a sense of humor, you not telling me after a 10-year relationship that you're actually gay (let's call it honesty), and tons of affection.

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