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5:44 - SOS Richie Following Helping middle-aged men live 10yrs longer 52m. On Wednesday, I fired a new team-member because of a sharp break in trust. I discovered they had another job and lied about it. That second job had been going on during her past employment as well, without transparency. My message to her: "integrity is all we have. it would be a huge shame if you don't introspect deeply on this as a transformative moment in your life. otherwise you will continue to live your whole life outside of integrity. a life poorly lived. the sad, sad thing for us now is I trust every single one of our team-members less. I am, appropriately, more paranoid. what a shame for the world. onwards." 9 2 comments

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STOP SPAMMING US WITH RESUMES! obue. County THEN STOP POSTING FAKE JOBS! HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT THE MARKET IS LIKE IF WE DON'T POST FAKE JOBS?

Joseph Jewell • 2nd + Follow Recruiter that Codes 5d. Pro tip: Thank you notes are a thing of the past. You can't send a thank you note and expect it to change the outcome of an interview. If you want to set yourself apart in this market, you have to do more than that. If you want to truly stand out, truly be unforgettable... send a ransom note. Make sure it's hand written(by the person you have temporarily acquired possession of) and have it delivered via certified mail, requiring a signature. Boom, immediate feedback. GCO 986 131 comments • 14 reposts

Coltin Caverhill • 3rd+ Engineering Manager at Yelp 4d. • + Follow Managers, be very careful what you say to your engineers! I commented in a slack thread. It was a simple comment of "I wish we had feature X". I thought I was being fun. I thought it would get emoji responses and we would move on. The engineers solved it. Do you know how much we pay Software Engineers!? I did not mean for them to work on this thing and solve my issue. But they wanted to make things better, and if the manager points out an issue, they felt like it should be solved. This was not a big deal, and not a ton of time was spent, but it was a good reminder for me that I am not an engineer, I am a manager. And while that title is mostly meaningless to me, it means something to others. What I say magically holds more gravity not because of the merit of the statement, because of the title I hold. By not being mindful about what I share in our public channels, I led my team to spend time on the wrong thing. CO 2,345 297 comments • 52 reposts

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Nick Huber • 3rd+ + Follow I buy real estate and start businesses.... 3d Earlier this year I did a consulting call with a 33 year old guy who makes $150k a year at a fully remote job. 30-40 hrs a week. 2 kids + wife. This is a really tough spot to be in. Makes $2k a month more than he spends every month. Zero chance at long term wealth but too easy and profitable to leave. Golden handcuffs. It takes a serious level of ambition to get out of this situation and go buy or start a company. It's hard to get excited about scraping and fixing toilets or power washing sidewalks when you make $75 an hour at your day job. And it's impossible to feel comfortable buying a company if you don't start out lower and work your way up (with stuff that isn't exciting when you get a taste of decent money). Difficult stuff. 445 119 comments • 4 reposts

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09:08A CO 61,804 Like Reactions Comments Spotify will continue working remotely. 5G 913 comments 2,907 reposts Comment Repost Send Lives Amber Fahrenholtz 3rd+ Most relevant 15m Insurance Producer, Independent Level Real Estate Br... I've always disagreed with #remote #working. How is it possible to stay #sober if you're an alcoholic and/or have a drug problem? How is it possible to stay on #task when you're watching a movie/ tv show/ or sporting event? How do remote workers stay #focused with distractions such as pets/kids/ and household chores? I think #companies are ignorant if they ...see more Like • 1 Reply Very informative Insightful I agree Useful t

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Tom Luce • 1st Deceased April 2024 3h I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! 1 Starting a New Position 2 comments

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Jeremy Goldsberry ⚫ 2nd Chief Executive Officer | Bachelor of ... 2d + Connect "Booking cheap freight is a lot like leaving the bar with a plus-size lady - you may not brag about it, but it gets the job done and saves you some cash #freightbooking #frugalshipping" Jayme Anderson and 3 others 3 comments Like Comment ៨ Repost Send Roman Nabiulin • 1st Seller DNA Recruiting | Business Development | Busine... Really bad analogy you used here. You might have good ideas but while you get your attention grab and bragging about your... see more Like 3 | Reply 2

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1w. Edited ⚫ #Witching Hour Winding Down the Witching Hour As we get closer to the end of the day, there's something magical about the quiet moments that follow the chaos. The "witching hour" isn't just for Halloween or tales of spooky spirits; it's a time of transformation, a chance to gather our thoughts, put the day's busyness to rest, and maybe, just maybe, let our imaginations wander a bit. Here's to those who embrace the witching hour, whatever it may mean to you. Whether it's a chance to unwind, dream big, or reflect, let's own it together. How do you wind down your day? #Evening Reflection #LinkedInCommunity #EmbraceTheMagic #LinkedInLunatics #HatTrick #B2B

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• Coach Dana Cavalea · 2nd + Follow New York Yankees, High Perform... Request services 4h This is what "woke-ism" looks like in the workplace. This will be handled "accordingly". Today 6:04 AM Hey Dana- sorry to bother you right now. But I'm gunna lose service where I'm going. Just wanted to let you and Lauren know I might not be in today. I shot a buck last night right before dark, tracked him for a while but was having a tough time finding blood in the dark so I'm going back out this morning to look for him. I apologize, I'll let you know what's up later. Thank you € 14 25 comments Like Comment Repost Send

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Chunxia Pi - 2nd Owner of Twilight Asian Massage... 2d. + Follow I have a feeling. My future son will be much more intelligent than Elon Musk's sons. Elon is Genius (IQ 160), my baby's father is genius too (IQ 180). The only difference is that I am Asian, my gene is totally different from my baby's father's gene (Caucasian). According to hybrid vigor theory, the genius gene will be more dominantly inherented. Mixed blood babies are more attractive, fertile, intelligent and athletic. 1 Like Comment Repost Send

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Marty Kausas • 2nd Co-Founder @ Pylon | Building the next Zendesk Visit my website 8h⚫ We used to live in our office. Most people reacted "why would you do that?" ...more Pylon CC 627 + Follow 94 comments · 3 reposts

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STOP SPAMMING US WITH RESUMES! obue. County THEN STOP POSTING FAKE JOBS! HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT THE MARKET IS LIKE IF WE DON'T POST FAKE JOBS?

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