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01:04 1 . 5G Opening Move describe to me our first date and i'll say yes or not Today I pick you up at 8pm. I'm driving my mom's minivan because my car's in the shop. And by in the shop, I mean I have no car. As I pull up, I see you waiting on the curb in a nice dress, but I'm running late, so instead of parking, I kind of just roll up slowly and honk a few times. The sliding door is stuck, so you have to climb in through the trunk and crawl over the seat to the front. I immediately try to kiss you and you pull away. We drive 30 minutes in silence to the date spot wow you already have me turned on! why in the heck are you on a dating app when you plan dates like that you should already be snatched up, lucky me! → 1 Aa GIF Delivered

A couple of winners right there


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GIRLS ON TINDER: You better have a better opener than "hey" GIRLS ON BUMBLE:
Jess, I'm so sorry. I think I just want to be friends. I know that's probably easier said than done. X Today 15:40 I'm so sorry if that hurt. I adore spending time with you. I really hope we can be friends in time. I really have been enjoying sharing our interests and chillin. I'm so sorry kitten. X Message 11:39 ↓
Maybe they are just busy Maybe they've just been asleep for 17 hrs (36hrs later) They still might reply. I'll just msg them again just in case they didn't see my msgs GREMLINS
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